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Spell to Burn the Gävle Goat
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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless
#my dnd party#to my rogue who badly wants to tarzan across a bridge and scoop up an enemy kobold on the way#dnd
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A lil' BKDK wallpaper :). I've been working on a lot of stuff behind the scenes, but nothing I can share in full yet. Hopefully soon!
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I've been putting off playing Disco Elysium, but now I think I have to play it. Like, I have it in my Steam Library and everything
Game of the year
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Having a poor memory is so FRUSTRATING. Aside from the obvious reasons, if you remember something clearly that your friends don't remember at all, they'll just accuse you of lying.
Like, I have a poor memory, I'm not fucking delusional. I'm not making shit up just because. I'm sorry Mr Oh So Perfect Memory knows for sure that he has "definitely never heard this song before" but I distinctly remember showing it to you as we were driving somewhere because you asked me when the musical was coming to theaters. I told you it probably wasn't because it was an online musical only right now, but a lot of the songs were already out, and that's how we ended up listening to the entirety of Epic The Musical.
The worst part is, he's saying I've gaslit him several different times (I will admit I did one singular time because I was embarrassed that I didn't remember something so I stuck with what I thought I remembered happening, which is honestly probably just lying??) And I think he believes that song incident (as well as one other song incident with similar vibes) was one of them.
Like, idk the exact definition of gaslighting, but doesn't it have to be for manipulative purposes and also if you GENUINELY believe something you're telling someone, that's like...not gaslighting, right??
TLDR; I have a poor memory and when I remember something my friend doesn't remember, he accuses me of gaslighting him, or goes "well I guess I'm just fucking stupid then" or "well I guess I'm just fucking blind".
#gaslighting#friend#poor memory#bad memory#gaslighting and lying are not the same thing#lying is still bad#but lying is not gaslighting#and it can't be gaslighting if you genuinely believe what you're telling the other person#i'm just so annoyed#same vibes as when i remember something from seven years ago that he doesn't#and he just goes#“i thought you had a shitty memory”#yeah#most of the time i DO#but sometimes my sticky tape flytrap of a brain catches something#ps there's nothing inherently wrong or evil about having delusions#i'm just not one of the people that has them#that is all#love y'all#adhd#adhd probably
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CPR trainer to the CPR dummy: Come with me, Bob
Me, because there's no way I can resist: come with me, and you'll be, in a worrldd of pure resuscitation
#cpr#silly#cuz i gotta make people laugh#i'm a natural born comedian#apparently#no but the class took like 15 minutes longer because i wouldn't stop making jokes#the trainer was good natured#but probably sick of me by the end#TO BE FAIR#i also asked a lot of relevant questions
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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
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