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Trying to use Gender Neutral pronouns, while living in the South.
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Person 1: And Thank you for shopping with us. Have a nice day.
Person 2: ummm Have. Nice day…WHO? Didn’t your parents teach you any manners?
P1: umm have a nice day……….Thou
P2: SIR OR MA'AM? DO I LOOK LIKE A MAN OR WOMAN TO YOU? PICK ONE.
P1: *Sweating and studdering nervously* I JUST…i DONT….i just…i uhh…….HAVE A NICE DAY *clears throat* HOMIE!
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my kink is constant and never-ending affection and validation
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I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them
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Eagles of Death Metal perform at L'Olympia on February 16, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photos by Taylor Hill/WireImage)
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