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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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I'm currious tumblr what is your phones lockscreen and/or background?
if there is more than one of these categories present please just choose one. for example if you have a loved one and a pet in the pic choose either the loved one or the pet option.
please reblog for a bigger sample size!
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*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!
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no YOUR body is a temple. mine is the needle pit from saw 2
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I'm so confused how tf is saw gay /j
it's literally right there in canon
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a victorian silver perfume flask shaped as a rose, e. stockwell, london, 1881 .
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I don't think we as a society are ever gonna improve on vampires. they're a metaphor for the monarch class they're a metaphor for capitalism they're a metaphor for disease they're a metaphor for addiction they're a metaphor for trauma they're a metaphor for disability they're a metaphor for breaking from tradition they're a metaphor for a hot woman who bites your tit what CAN'T they do
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shane and ryan are the funniest bitches alive for making a whole thing about buzzfeed unsolved ending, a dramatic end to an era, only to come back with their own legally distinct version of the show like a week later
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the united states is cursed and i would betray this country for a cold glass of water but one thing i’ll never do is pass up an opportunity to make fun of british people
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