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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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kid: hey daddy can you read me a bed time story?

dad picking up "doggy goes to school": how about this one?

kid: sorry cant really read that one yet cause first we need to read "doggy rides a bike" and then "doggy vs cat: last hope"

dad: im sorry i dont think ive heard of that one

kid: yea it was during the dark era of doggy books but since then cat has become more of anti hero and helps doggy sometimes

dad: oh didnt even know that

kid: thats pretty fucking embarrasing father. i recommend you read "Kitty: origins" and "Doggy: year 1" to catch yourself up with the canon and then we can really get started on the bedtime stories tomorrow night

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im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

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She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.

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*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

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I love talking nonsense with you and I hope that we can talk nonsense with each other for the rest of our lives.

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not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

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Everyone wants toxic yuri and complex female characters until the yuri is toxic and the female characters are complex :(

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Made a little DA:I elf oc and now she is all that rotates in my mind!

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Doropetra ….. Doropetra save me … save me Doropetra 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

(Based off a redraw meme I’ve seen on twit)

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🌟Melia Zine: Preorders Extended!🕊️

We have extended preorders by another week. Preorders will now close on December 1st!

🛒Shop: http://meliazine.bigcartel.com

🛒Int: http://meliazine.etsy.com

📅 Preorder closes Dec. 1

In addition, we are offering a special discount on both of our stores for this week only. Please use the promo code MELLYFRIDAY to get 10% off on BigCartel and 20% off on Etsy.

This discount code only applies to one email address per buyer. This discount is only available to new buyers so do not ask for a refund to get a bundle at a lower price. If you want to purchase another bundle with the promo code, and you are not a new buyer, please send us a DM or email.

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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guy from 6000 bc after having all human knowledge of the history of civilization and culture beamed into his brain: can you show me that "meta knight" fellow again? i find him quite bad ass...

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How despicable do you have to be to steal from someone going through a genocide?!

Everyone needs to tell Morgan Laskarzewski from Connecticut to cough the $3350 back to Aisha because she CANNOT GET AWAY WITH THIS

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can more ppl play fata morgana and then can more ppl draw art of it so that i can like and subscribe and hit that bell please im losing my mind over here

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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled

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shout out to this tweet for RUINING my ability to hear "the time being" without thinking about this