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Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh

Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…

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The day John tries shaving his beard Bob gets this sad kicked puppy look in his eye, even when he tells John he'll look nice without it. John shaves it and Bob is grieving the loss a bit so John decided to keep it stubble length, enough for Bob but also still looking like he takes care of himself.

Bob happily runs his fingers through it and helps him trim it

I really like the idea of Bob being specially into whatever makes John insecure. Like, John feels that he 'let himself go' after the divorce (and he has no idea about whatever Bob might be into, except for clichés he might have about gay guys that he knows are clichés) and then there's Bob, who has dreamed about the way the tank top sticks to John after a gym session (regardless if he's got a bit of a belly) and also ponders on the regular how John's beard might feel against his skin, to give a couple of examples.

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cw: blood!!

ok i actually need ur help the pitt fandom. i know there are vampire whitaker fics out there but i j dont know where. please put them in the comments or like idk dm them to me pls lead the horse to water

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don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

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now what I need on my desk by 10am sharp tomorrow is 15-25 scenarios of The Character smeared in blood (a mixture of their own and others') and weak at the knees as they dissolve into a paroxysm of despair upon the sudden inescapable reckoning with their forcibly shattered sense of selfhood and humanity

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Wow I have not been on this account in a WHILE! anyways I'm shipping the old fucks from the Pitt now, pls moots find me 🫶

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Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

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You're so right, that's why I should post when sleep deprived 👊😔

WHY HAS NO ONE MADE A TIMEBOMB!SPIDERMAN AU??? EKKO AS SPIDEY??? JINX/PWDER AS MJ OR GWEN STACY??? VICTOR POSSIBLY A A GREEN GOBLIN STAND IN?? ITS TOO PERFECT

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a quick psa to anyone recently getting into greek mythology and is a victim of tumblr and/or tiktok misconceptions:

-there is no shame in being introduced to mytholgy from something like percy jackson, epic the musical or anything like that, but keep in mind that actual myths are going to be VERY different from modern retellings

-the myth of medusa you probably know (her being a victim of poseidon and being cursed by athena) isn't 100% accurate to GREEK mythology (look up ovid)

-there is no version of persephone's abduction in which persephone willingly stays with hades, that's a tumblr invention (look up homeric hymn to demeter)

-as much as i would like it, no, cerberus' name does not mean "spot" (probably a misunderstanding from this wikipedia article)

-zeus isn't the only god who does terrible things to women, your fav male god probably has done the same

-on that note, your fav greek hero has probably done some heinous shit as well

-gods are more complicated than simply being "god of [insert thing]", many titles overlap between gods and some may even change depending on where they were worshipped

-also, apollo and artemis being the gods of the sun and the moon isn't 100% accurate, their main aspects as deities originally were music and the hunt

-titans and gods aren't two wholly different concepts, titan is just the word used to decribe the generation of gods before the olympians

-hector isn't the villain some people make him out to be

-hephaestus WAS married to aphrodite. they divorced. yes, divorce was a thing in ancient greece. hephaestus' wife is aglaia

-ancient greek society didn't have the same concepts of sexuality that we have now, it's incorrect to describe virgin goddesses like artemis and athena as lesbians, BUT it's also not wholly accurate to describe them as aromantic/asexual, it's more complex than that

-you can never fully understand certain myths if you don't understand the societal context in which they were told

-myths have lots and lots of retellings, there isn't one singular "canon", but we can try to distinguish between older and newer versions and bewteen greek and roman versions

-most of what you know about sparta is probably incorrect

-reading/waching retellings is not a substitute to reading the original myths, read the iliad! read the odyssey! i know they may seem intimidating, but they're much more entertaining than you may think

greek mythology is so complex and interesting, don't go into it with preconcieved notions! try to be open to learn!

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WHY HAS NO ONE MADE A TIMEBOMB!SPIDERMAN AU??? EKKO AS SPIDEY??? JINX/PWDER AS MJ OR GWEN STACY??? VICTOR POSSIBLY A A GREEN GOBLIN STAND IN?? ITS TOO PERFECT

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I forgot how much I love Wolverine until I realized I've become him

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Half tempted to buy the Sister Daniel costume and be that for Halloween this year

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If it happens you know who to blame

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- you’re beautiful too, unnie.

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80 thousand dollars. for palestinian children. that’s literally lifesaving. if u can, keep donating to pcrf here and keep talking and sharing. from the river to the sea 🇵🇸❤️