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I COULD BECOME A HITMAN IM GREAT AT THIS WHOLE MURDER THING
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Why do porn bots decide to follow me and me only am I really that hot
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Bad Mario Joke: What if Mario gets the mushroom and it was Drugs?
Good Mario Joke: What if Peach was Red/Green Colorblind?
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I know some people get mad about people leaving too many tags on their posts but that is Not Me. Tell me your thoughts boy I'm nosy as fuck
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obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he
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she's so cute in her little christmas hat...
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i know i’m not the first person to point this out but it’s literally so funny how terf blogs are half ugly rants about trans people and the other half of them are reblogs of the only funny posters on this site (trans people)
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they should invent a new constellation and call it the big sniffer
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Most popular swear words by state in the US
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I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
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oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is
pronounced fay' sloot
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hey which white people food are you?
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