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☞ THUS

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whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

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With the rousing success of princesses and knights, the next big pseudo-medieval sexual fixation will be: [draws name from a big box] Barber-Surgeons! Let's give it up for barber surgeons!

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some people REALLY dislike the headcanon of Link being mute lol. I genuinely don't know what it is about it that gets people worked up

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5 signs you have contracted nondiegesis:

-intrusive/extrusive thoughts

-pain & soreness in locations outside the body

- audible coughing while mouth is closed & breathing remains normal

- music continues to play as you leave range of the speaker

- titles appear at pivotal moments

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explodes from gay thoughts like a grape in a micheal wave

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I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

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i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

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[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

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people on here love to call themselves a perverted freak and then post the most conventionally attractive steam engine you've ever seen

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SANTA CLARITA DIET - The Chicken and the Pear (3.06)

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Doctor Who The Long Game | 1.07

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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

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we pretty much know the answer to 3+9. to several decimal places in fact

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i gotta be honest that weird little emo creature who made you a cookie but then eated it only had itself to blame