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Last time Luigi took him to pride, he saw that almost everyone else had their own flags, so this year he brought his own.
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In middle school you were on facebook liking hundreds of pages called shit like "Laying down in my bed = life" now you're 26 and posting shit likr "naptime is amazingly fire" upwards of 5 times a day. just pointing out how some things never leave you
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“
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if you want to know what the situation is for gay people in portland oregon my friend got comradezoned last week
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that one scene in hotel transmasculine where that guy shows Mavis the first sunrise she’s ever seen while making sure she doesn’t get burnt invented vampire/human romance actually like twilight could NEVER
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This is an interaction that kept playing in my head. Last night, when I should have been doing other things, I caved in and scratched this up so it existed. I have a soft spot for mabel and therapy bill being buddies :')
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“BREAKING: A constitutional amendment has been filed allowing President Trump to seek a 3rd term in office.
"No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than three times, nor be elected to any additional term after being elected to two consecutive terms, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice."
It was filed by Congressman Andy Ogles (R-TN).
Don’t let this slip by unnoticed. This is not just “one extra term”, it’s a warning shot. It’s a red flag. It’s an omen.
They are slowly turning up the heat in the pan. Do not be the frog who sits denying it’s getting hotter.
One extra term will become two, two will become three, and three will eventually give way to lifelong reign of each president.
Fight. Fight for God’s sake.
Contact your local representative of congress. Convince them we do not want this.
We are going to end up in a dictatorship.
@ikiyou
Please help spread this. I don’t usually get political and I don’t usually ask for assistance but this is important and you have more reach.
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I cannot stress this enough, this is my all time favorite news story
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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