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Mind if my boy Baron Prugg von Pruggenstien hangs out with us?

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Hey can I return my apple VR headset? Every time I try to watch a video it's just a really well made 3d model of me dying by mishandling live electrical equipment.

Apple store worker: Oh THAT'S who that is. Yeah that's been happening to a lot of people. Lot of people have been asking about the "loser who keeps getting shocked to death." Third return today.

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our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

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im training to become stupid

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hello OOTS fandom on tumblr (all three of you)

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Wdym? This is EXACTLY how breaking bad ends.

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Funniest anon hate I ever got was someone who sent asks to multiple other blogs saying like "isn't it suspicious that CT's fursona is such a perfectly constructed non-threatening male?"

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question for my followers who are fans of non-fútbol sports--are there any (physical) sports where the GOAT is like completely indisputable, like if two people were arguing over who's the GOAT one of them would have to be being a silly contrarian on purpose for fun

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a fun game you can play is swapping around possessive nouns in the titles of movies and video games

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body horror is so blase now. I'm gonna make you bitches learn about securities regulation.

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if I was an animation themed supervillain I would have a skinny goon and a fat goon named Squash and Stretch. They'd also have a buff heavy hitter goon named Follow-Through.

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In brasil we have the cryptid of the headless mule, a mule/cow thing with fire instead of a head which haunts the countryside

Why can't you guys send me more asks like this. I should only get asks this bad ass.

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Vampire: "please have some SCARY wine"

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I hope Kill Six Billion Demons spends the next three months introducing increasingly baroque warships. Just go full Iliad.

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we can go to yuor house and piss on your things. we can piss on the things that you love. do you understand

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