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you left me no choice but to blog about this

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Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man

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need to kms

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if any of you have a rich middle aged financially aware dad please hmu i need to befriend them and understand how to infiltrate the high class ameer zada life, kyuki mere wale se im not going to learn shit about finance

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snoopy of the day

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transistwhore

no you're not allowed to call me that

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everyone wants their posts to go viral until it’s absolutely blowing up their notifications. every time you open activities thinking it must be your mutuals but no its them fucking tumblrinas reblogging a post from a month ago

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ive decided to stick to things i have experience with instead

it is so over 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 im giving up already this is the first question

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bro iI'll FIND you and CLEAR your entire inbox if youu keep hogging them more

i really wanted to hog this ask as well but this is funny

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i am never going to get a fucking job when this is my competition

it is so over 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 im giving up already this is the first question

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PLEASE DONT CALL IT CP PLEASE JUST SAY COMPETITIVE PROGRAMMING

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What aim are we talking about chuhe?

why does no one get this joke did no one watch gravity falls as a child

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I miss you ediot sighsssssssss

but your aim is getting better

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what you did use your youth for

how did you earn your keep

what did you spend your share on

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