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Me when they (the surgeons) ask me how many pussies I want!

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If my team put their whole pussy into it (diagnostics) the patient wouldn’t be fucking dying.

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Patient came in with severe abdominal pain and while he was writhing around on the floor I took the hash from his bag lol.
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Do you think it’s wrong to drive a car into your exes home? Asking for me.
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I’m actually so funny it’s crazy that I’m single!
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Just found out. Crazy. Yuri cooler.
What is Yaoi?
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