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dreaming of salmon oil

[VD: a close up video of a roan ferret lying in the crook of someone's elbow. he's asleep, but he flicks his tongue in and out and licks his chops. sounds: quiet mouth/tongue noises. end VD]

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Had to clip this really only for Matt's expression

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Two people are talking to each other.

The first says “It’s just an ordinary bridge.”

The second says “It’s not just an ordinary bridge. It’s ominous.

The first replies, “Ominous? What do you think is going to happen?”

He takes a step back onto the bridge and the gates clang shut in front of him, and he screams “What the hell?”

The second yells back “Oh my god!”

Boss music plays, and a man dressed in a cheese costume emerges from the end of the bridge.

Text on top reads “Scourge of the Ordinary Bridge: Cheeseman” with a boss bar.

The music builds as the first man turns around, gaping, with an HP bar and label “Regular Guy: Zak”.

The music builds further as the Cheeseman runs towards Zak with two swords raise, and Zak screams “Oh shit!”.

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id: a screenshot of a reblog from @/ratvich. they have tagged it as: #hi followers. unmute” end id.

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[Transcript: a different audio laid on top of a series of clips.

“If there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that my homosexual audacity leads me to believe I possess any and all required skills to complete whatever project I’ve set my mind to, despite having absolutely no previous experience in that particular craft.

My motto has always been: No, I’ve never done that, but I am gay, so how hard could it be?

Today, upholstering a chair. Tomorrow? Who knows. Wig styling, dog grooming, competitive ice hockey. Who needs skills when you have gay. “

Tiktok end sound effect.

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✨ audacity ✨

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[Transcript:

A tiktok video by @/corvidresearch that says

“i don’t know who needs to hear this, but-”

The rest of the video is of a crow softly clicking and clucking repeatedly.

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@todaysbird

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[ID:

Vague void noises as well as video game death sounds play over the whole thing. Experience gathering noises from Minecraft begin slowly one by one and increase with intensity according to the number of little green experience balls shown.

end ID]

people who don't know: 😁

people who know:🧍

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It's gonna be may, bestie

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[Transcript: Gentle background chirping of birds. end transcript]

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Minecraft footsteps. OP falls in with a Minecraft falling effect when they hit the ground into a fireplace.

OP: Aahhh,, haa haa haa, auh huh huh huh (wailing at a loud volume.)

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[Image described:

A melting wailing smiley face with text saying Oooohhh with O’s extended repeatedly above it.

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accidentally fell into somebody’s chimney

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Plain text:

[Five trumpet blasts, to the tune of YMCA]

It’s fun to stay at the Y M M M!

It’s fun to stay at the Y M M M ee ay,

They have one thing,

They have no Man!

You can go there!

Why (drawn out)

Stay at the Y M M M!

It’s fun to stay at the Y~y. M M M! ee ay

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Original post by @yeeeem

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[Transcript:

A song that loops for the entire video. Lyrics are

“I get knocked down, but I get up again. You’re never gonna keep me down”.

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[Transcription:

Lower-pitched fashion show music with a slightly boosted steady catwalk pace plays over the entire video.

Walter White: Jesse. We need to produce more Balenciaga.

The music builds up towards the beat drop and then drops.

Saul Goodman: Clearly, his taste in women is the same as his taste in fashion. Only the very best, with just the right amount of dirty.

Walter: I’m not buying Balenciaga, Skyler. I am Balenciaga. A guy goes into the boutique and buys Balenciaga. You think that of me? No! I am the one who sells.

Skyler(?) : Shut the fuck up and let me wear it in peace.

Jesse: Yeah, Balenciaga bitch.

There is a watermark at the bottom throughout the video that says “DemonFlyingFox”.

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[ID:

A tweet by @/moe_almighty that says “Breaking bad community just full of mfs with a PHD in editing”

end ID]

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[Transcription: a jolly, percussion and cymbals based synthesized tune with a dog barking interspersed. End transcription]

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[Video description: A very young black and white kitten sleeps on her back on a green blanket with white paws on it. The kitten still has the stump of the umbilical cord attached to her belly. There is no audio besides white noise. The kitten’s paws twitch and her head moves repeatedly, opening her mouth as if trying to suckle the air. End description.]

Sometimes they dream so vividly that new foster parents are worried they are having a seizure.

She's just dreaming about eating, though.

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*BLEEP*