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tiny pogging ferret pictures, for you

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Hiiii Rodney! Hope you're having a great day! Anyway, I have a message for you!

Objective: SURVIVE

hey guys im at the pokémart right now does anyone else hear a faint rumbling noise

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TRANS RIGHS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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What's this metal bird doing, bro, we're in Unova!

oh my god he's headed right for the towers

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she's attacking her with psychic beams again

the most casual fucking brainmelt

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*sand attack* *sand attack* *sand attack* *sand attack* *sand attack* *sand attack*

FUCK MY EYES

I'LL KILL YOIU FOR THAT

[miss] [miss] [miss] [miss] [miss] [miss] [miss] [m

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They’re called Charmanders, but I’ve never seen them Charmand?

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my eevee just ate like, four firestones and a leaf stone, We’re at the poke center now but like its still an eevee , huh?

how the hell did you not notice your eevee was gobbling full rocks like a graveler before the FIFTH ONE. it ate a goddamn everstone too what the fuck what the fuck

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still no idea what the big fucking bird that @shiny-epip saw

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Hyper Potions are trending on twitter. Any idea why? Was there a recall or something?

people keep poisoning themselves by drinking hyper potions as a trainer challenge. this is a PSA.

they are SPRAYS. not DRINKS. do not DRINK THEM

they do not work on YOU. they work on POKÉMON. do not drink them x2

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Update on the Peaches situation

so uh. she's a psychic/fairy type.

she's also not a Jigglypuff apparently, but a member of a similar looking species called "Scream Tail"? I decided to look into it with my local professor and yeah, she's not a Jigglypuff. I've been making changes to her diet and routine in order to compensate for my lack of psychic-oriented care, and researching this "Scream Tail" further in order to properly care for Peaches.

special thanks to everyone on Gimmighoulit who helped me out with this, it's bizarre and I'm still processing, but I'm also happy to learn that Peaches doesn't have some sort of illness I didn't know about.

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have you considered catching some bitches

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so um. had an interaction on Gimmighoulit and as it turns out this fuckin thing from outside my house might be a rare species of Volcarona... girlie wtf. Paldea why are you like this.

bruh why is Paldea Like This just saw a Volcarona walkin around on all fours. I didn't even know those fuckers had arms and legs until now.

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bruh why is Paldea Like This just saw a Volcarona walkin around on all fours. I didn't even know those fuckers had arms and legs until now.

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bruh why is Paldea Like This just saw a Volcarona walkin around on all fours. I didn't even know those fuckers had arms and legs until now.