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i can't believe buck has to deal with eddie leaving and maddie getting kidnapped and then just to top it all off he doesn't get to keep the dog honestly killing him would be kinder

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i literally do not understand the visceral hate for taylor and buck's relationship sometimes like wdym you don't love their whole doomed from the start vibes?

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been thinking a lot about how much an absence weighs…

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9-1-1 | Hen & Karen

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ASK R/RELATIONSHIPS: IS IT NORMAL TO DREAM ABOUT YOUR MALE BEST FRIEND HOLDING YOUR INFANT SON (I'M STRAIGHT)

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I'm rewatching Buck, bothered and bewildered, and I got to the scene where Eddie 1) says he just clicks with Tommy mirroring what Buck said about Natalia last season and 2) just got Buck's hopes up for Wednesday hang out only to ask Nick to babysit Chris.

Is Eddie trying to make Buck jealous? Because if he is, boy did that backfire.

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THE OFFICIAL TEMP & PROBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR STATION 118

(Or: How to Survive the Most Dysfunctional Yet Effective Firehouse in the LAFD.)

Introduction

So, you’ve been assigned to Station 118. First off, we’re sorry. You must have angered someone in upper management.

If you’re reading this, you are either a temp firefighter, a probie, or you lost a bet. Regardless of how you got here, you’re in for an experience that will leave you questioning everything, including basic physics, firehouse professionalism, and whether two men can be so in love that an entire station just collectively decides to never say anything about it.

You will get attached. You will get confused. This guide is here to help you survive the madness.

Rule #1: Don’t Question it

Did you just see a firetruck jump a freeway divider? Did a firefighter just bench-press another firefighter for fun? Did the captain just predict an emergency call before it came in?

Yes. Yes. And absolutely yes.

It’s best if you just roll with it.

Rule #2: The 118 attracts weird calls- Accept this

You’ll see things. Terrible things. Confusing things. Things that should not be physically possible. Examples from past rotations include:

✅ Someone flushing a baby down the toilet

✅ A fighter jet in someone’s living room

✅ More natural disasters than statistically possible

✅ Situations so baffling even Bobby Nash, the most experienced firefighter here, will have to take a deep breath before dealing with them.

Just accept that this station is cursed and move on

(If you hear the words “raccoon” and “rescue” in the same sentence—walk away. We do not talk about the raccoon incident.)

Rule #3: If you cant find Buck, look for Eddie

If you can’t find Eddie, look for Buck.

If you can’t find either, follow the noise.

🔹 Loud crash? They’re there.

🔹 People shouting their names? They’re definitely involved.

🔹 Unnecessary heroics? Yep, that’s them.

Do not attempt to separate them. That is above your pay grade.

(Exception: If Bobby tells you to separate them, congratulations! You’re now part of the problem.)

Rule #4: If someone says “PROBIE, CATCH!” - DO NOT CATCH

Just duck- trust us

🔹 If Buck yells it, it’s already airborne.

🔹 If Chimney yells it, it’s a prank.

🔹 If Hen yells it, catch it and don’t ask questions.

🔹 If Bobby yells it… it’s probably too late.

Rule #5: Be nice to Christopher

Christopher is Eddie’s son. He is the unofficial mascot of the 118 and the only person who can tell Buck to shut up and have it actually work.

Christopher is amazing, and if you are even slightly rude to him, you will be immediately ejected from this station, either professionally or physically.

(Seriously. If Buck finds out you’ve upset Chris, you might just get yeeted out of the firehouse. You think we’re joking? We are not.)

Rule #6: Hen knows everything

You cannot hide anything from Hen.

If you did something embarrassing, Hen already knows.

If you have a dumb question, Hen will answer it—but with judgment.

If you think you can outsmart her, you are wrong.

Your best course of action? Accept your fate.

(Bonus Tip: If you ever need good advice—about firefighting, life, or avoiding Chimney’s latest scheme—ask Hen. She’s your best hope.)

Rule #7: Chimney is either your best friend or your worst nightmare

You will never know which until it’s too late.

If Chimney is laughing at you:

🔹 You fell for a prank.

🔹 You are about to fall for a prank.

🔹 Something ridiculous just happened, and Chimney has already made it his personal mission to bring it up forever.

Do not trust him if he says, “Hey, Probie, can you do me a favor?”

That’s how it starts.

(Exception: If Hen is also involved, run.)

Rule #8: The unofficial married couple energy is strong

They’re even co-parenting a child

At some point, you will witness the following:

🔹 Buck and Eddie bickering like they’ve been married for ten years.

🔹 Buck casually doing things for Eddie like an overenthusiastic husband.

🔹 Eddie rolling his eyes but secretly loving it.

🔹 A conversation that consists entirely of looks, and yet somehow they both understand exactly what’s being said.

Do not ask if they are together. Do not point out that they should be together. This has been an ongoing, slow-burn situation for years, and apparently, we’re all just waiting for them to figure it out.

(Side note: If Chimney is also in the room, he will absolutely narrate their moments like a nature documentary.)

Rule #9: Expect unnecessary displays of strength

Someone at 118 will, at some point, decide that carrying you, the ambulance, or possibly a full-grown cow is a totally normal thing to do. Don’t fight it. Just nod, say “Wow, that’s impressive,” and move on.

Rule #10: Never underestimate Bobby

Captain Nash is somehow aware of everything at all times. If you break a rule, he already knows. If you get involved in nonsense, he saw it coming. If you think you’re being sneaky, you’re not.

Just be honest. It’s easier for everyone.

(Exception: If Buck tells you to do something, assume it is not captain-approved and proceed with extreme caution.)

Rule #11: You will never be the “Alpha” here

It doesn’t matter how strong, fast, or experienced you are. The 118’s hierarchy is absolute and was forged in a trial-by-fire (literally). The sooner you accept that, the happier you’ll be.

The pecking order usually goes like this:

🔹 Captain Nash – Sees all, knows all, somehow controls all.

🔹 Hen – The mom friend. Respected. Will roast you if necessary.

🔹 Chimney – The chaos gremlin. Somehow both responsible and unhinged.

🔹 Eddie & Buck – The human embodiment of “Do first, think later.”

🔹 Bobby’s Cooking – It has its own level of authority. Respect it.

🔹 You – The probie/temp.

(Note: If Bobby ever calls you by your full name instead of your nickname, start updating your résumé.)

Rule #12: You will not leave the same as you arrived

If you survive your rotation at the 118, congratulations! You will now find every other station shockingly boring.

Common side effects include:

✅ An instinctive sigh whenever you hear something crash, followed by, "What did Buck do?"

✅A strange desire to always check on Christopher, even though you are no longer responsible for him.

✅ Uncontrollable frustration that Buck and Eddie still haven’t figured it out.

✅ A deep, unshakable feeling that, despite the madness, you kind of miss it.

If you experience these symptoms, don’t fight it. You’ve been claimed by the 118.

🎉Welcome to the weirdest, most dysfunctional family in the LAFD. 🎉

And remember: If they ever actually kiss, you were here first.

May Bobby Nash have mercy on your soul.

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ok everyone this is my new favorite character

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The thing about 911 is that the shipping drama and discourse surrounding it completely belies how insane this show truly is. A man is attacked by a shark on the freeway. Ghosts are probably real, and so are curses. The most recent season opens with a bee-nado that segues into a plotline about an autistic half-orphan child landing a broken plan. The most dramatic moment between the fandom's favorite ship is one of the characters getting shot by a sniper in broad daylight in the suburban streets of Los Angeles. Buck's introductory scene of the entire show is him stealing a firetruck to have sex with a Tinder hookup. The fire captain's backstory is an addiction that led to the death of 148 people. He's best friends with his wife's ex-husband and once proposed to said ex-husband's boyfriend on his behalf while that boyfriend was performing brain surgery on a man in the middle of a burning building. There's a guy who sneezes every time he lies and then lies so hard he almost dies. One of the main characters gets rebar impaled through his skull and is back to work the next month with no lasting side-effects. They basically never fight fires.

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Hen Wilson Week: Day 7 - Free Choice -> Favourite Dynamics

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Because Buck is a yapper and Eddie is quiet, the illusion that Eddie has his act together is created. I think everyone (the 118 and Maddie) are going to expect Buck to crash out, but I doubt anyone is prepared for the chaos that is about to descend on El Paso.

k we're all very focused on how hard sad-dog-in-the-rain abandonment-issues-boy buck is going to take The Buddie Seperation, but can we take a moment to remember that when eddie couldn't talk to buck for like a week because of the lawsuit he had a full menty b, almost killed a man, and broke down yelling at buck in a grocery store about how much he chris misses him? like that man is not going to cope.

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Good bye hair gels

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Smoke Fills the Lungs like a Disease

I've finished my first Multi CHapter Fanfic, it's now marked completed while I work on a part 2 of the series. It's a re-write of season 1. I'm so excited to share it with everyone.

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Summary:

When Evan Buckley is six months old he saves his brother with a bone marrow transplant. He does it multiple times throughout his childhood, and it always seems to be working. For a little while. Then he turns seven, and his parents demand that he give Daniel a kidney and part of his liver, and Evan really doesn't want to do it anymore. He is a kid too. CPS intervenes and Buck ends up in foster care. Changing homes every few months whenever his parents break the no-contact order. Until one day they stop-

He finds his way to Minnesota, and as fate would have it, he meets Bobby Nash after an apartment fire that took away his last chance at being adopted. When Bobby tries to make things right, he ends up taking Buck with him to Los Angeles.

Or: A canon re-write where Buck was in foster care and Bobby accidentally acquires an adult.

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Relationships:

Evan "Buck" Buckley & Bobby Nash

Brief Evan "Buck" Buckley/Tommy Kinard

Evan "Buck" Buckley & Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)

Evan "Buck" Buckley & Abby Clark

Characters:

Evan "Buck" Buckley

Bobby Nash

Henrietta "Hen" Wilson

Howie "Chimney" Han

Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)

Abby Clark

Daniel Buckley

Athena Grant

Maddie Buckley

Additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

Foster Care

Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con

Sex Addict Evan "Buck" Buckley

Canon Rewrite

Bobby Nash is Evan "Buck" Buckley's Parent

Accidental Child Acquisition

Suicidal Thoughts

POV Multiple

Insecure Evan "Buck" Buckley

The Buckley Siblings Have Bad Parents (9-1-1 TV)

Minor Character Death

Vegan Evan "Buck" Buckley

Sex Addiction

Canon compliant bullshit

Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting

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911 valentine's memes part 2/3

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I think Buck was 100% the one to give Chris the internet safety talk because lord knows Eddie “you’re talking to PEOPLE on this thing?” Diaz did not know enough to do it when Chris started gaming

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And that was it? That was it.