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"Pet names are just jumping off points for making up silly nick names"

Yeah sure but also the best nick names for pets have absolutely nothing to do with their actual name

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Dropping references to obscure music that I like in online posts in case I get famous so Nardwuar can surprise me with vinyls

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"Omg I'm going to-"

*remembers that suicide jokes are counterproductive for your mental health*

"cum"

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I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

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i like when my partner uses speech to text because it can't parse his accent

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Watch out, kid.

It's a doggy dog world out there...

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WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

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Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

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Give me that old time amogus, it's sus enough for me

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I will refuse to meet death on my own terms

That bastard better surprise me

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i got mugged by all 7 members of bts individually on seperate occasions

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"I'm feeling something towards you. Some kind of Fatal Attraction (1987)"

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These streets are crazy some bitch just got rizzed up in klingon

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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆