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TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!

LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.

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I went to archeology island and everyone there– holy shit they've stolen my bones haven't they

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please just tell me that somebody out there knows the post i’m looking for

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Tutorial videos will be like "and for step 2 simply lick your own elbow" and have 17 steps in total

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I love seeing people with fun accessories and wouldn't think twice about it, but me personally, I am not allowed to wear them sorry it's the rules I made up myself

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I mean I guess there's still c-walking, that's something

Whatever happened to street gangs man where's the snapping? Where's the ballett?

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Whatever happened to street gangs man where's the snapping? Where's the ballett?

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im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

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Person 1: "Australia is in the EU and their prime minister is called Albanese."

Person 2: "That's blatant misinformation! The name of the prime minister is true though."

Person 1: "No I think that's the canadian one."

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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs

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The music producers pants kept falling down

I guess they should have put a-belt-on

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cats will sleep like 18 hours in a day and still get so much done...we could learn a lot from them I think

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"Mom, dad, I've been lying about going to culinary school."

*peels a sticker saying "uli" off of the school flyer, revealing an "a"*

it was a canary school

they are a bird

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Saying septum piercing but meaning the interventricular septum