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yes they are toxic but it is because of the love. without the love it would be a lot healthier actually.
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honestly in mercymorn's shoes i would become insufferable also. you ended the world poisoned the universe lied to me let me eat my best friend and watched and said nothing. and there's nothing i can safely do about it. not yet, not for a long time. if i ever want you gone i am going to have to sit this out and let you think i still love you.
so you know what? i will be screaming everything i say to you from now on. every comment i make will be a criticism or a complaint and it will be delivered with as many exclamation points as i can manage. i will tear your every choice apart. i will openly fatasize about torturing you. i will never ever ever shut up. you will never be without my opinion on anything and it will never be positive. and just when it starts to seem like i've gone too far, just when you start to suspect i may actually hate you, i will pull it back. i will tell you that it's all for your own good. my love for you and your rule is so great that i cannot bear to see even the slightest flaw threatening either. and you will smile and forgive me and i will tell you that your speech was ineloquent your military is disorganized and you need to iron your fucking shirt before you ever show your stupid face in public again. i may never be free of you but motherfucker that means YOU will never be free of ME.
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There's only one month until Valentine's Day! If you really wanna impress your sweetie(s) NOW is the time to schedule an erotic X-ray session!
You know, where you take x rays of yourself in sexy poses. What? Why would you use a camera for that?? Nobody wants to see your flesh vessel.
They wanna see your Skeleton. It's all about the bones. No that is not a euphemism. They wanna see the Skelly. Show them your Skeleton. Don't be coy. Those Bones are Wet. They wanna see.
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Something really piquant in The Unwanted Guest is Ianthe's one line about what Naberius was like as a person, and the perspective that casts on the little we know about him from when he was alive.
It had never occurred to me before that, in the end, Babs' fatal flaw might have been trusting too easily and too much.
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Here we are again!! Let's get to it!!
previously, in noni del 9:
this happened
this is the tag for all tlt recaps
I'm loving that many of you are adopting the "está en un cumple" phrase, living for that
CHAPTER 4 (seventh house skull 👀)
it's another day in this planet and everyone's up for their routines
they all travel together, then pyrrha goes on her way to work
camolive go on their way to do what they do
undetermined what it is they do, to nona's pov
camilla can do whatever she wants, though
you go queen
and nona goes to school for her unpaid job of assistant
when she gets there, kevin is playing with plushies
we love kevin
and hot sauce is staring out the window in suspicion like this
how many cartoons with eccentric kids in school can I use to illustrate? we'll see, I have a lot to pick from
anyway, apparently there's people watching from another building
0 discreet, if kids are spotting them
this, coupled with the seventh skull, gives me ideas
so nona asks if they're watching her, to which hot sauce goes "why would they?"
nona says she doesn't know
not sure if she says this because she's in a cumple, as previously established, or because she doesn't want to give too much away to hot sauce
who seems to have all the brain cells of the school
hot sauce is on the case, though, and says she'll investigate
but has to delegate that to nona during science class, because nona has dog privileges and can go outside to the blasting heat to see if something happens
today was the first pool day of the summer for me, so I feel that and thank her for her service, because heat is terrible
also, the science teacher, aka the angel, comes in looking as worse for wear as daniel craig in the majority of the movie queer
here everyone has weird names
except for kevin
we love kevin
you know, that might be why I'm having trouble with this one, I feel like I'm not in my element enough in these recaps
because everyone has weird names already and I can't do my bit
I'm failing you, I'm sorry
my power is wasting away
so, anyway, the teacher is not looking good and nona thinks maybe it's a hangover but hot sauce says the teacher doesn't drink
nobody questions her knowledge
ever
are they torturing the teacher for information on nona????
have they been spotted????
also, everyone says nona isn't pretty and nona insists on her being pretty, which makes me feel like this is gideon in harrow's body, but who knows
it'd definitely be fun if she is and has to own up on all the times she's said she's beautiful and kissed her in the mirror and whatnot
camilla wrote like 6 pages about that, which harrow should read, if that's the case
the only thing nona sees on her stakeout is a person who she thinks might be a dead body, because they're very still
but decides they aren't, because their nice clothes weren't stolen from them
I'd think the exact same thing, that's sound judgment imo
and the person isn't there when they leave, so that's disquieting
a worse thing than a sus person is not knowing where the sus person went
CHAPTER 5 (nine house skull!!! everyone stay calm!!!!)
nona and camolive go back to their apartment
I'm picturing something between the infinity fortress from getbackers or the heaven's arena from hunterxhunter
(camilla would kick absolute ass in both of these)
anyway, nona is instructed to try doing bone stuff
she asks what camolive were doing and when they said talking with friends, nona asks about "crown", who she says she loves
I assume "crown" is coronabeer because corona is crown in spanish and nona knows multiple languages
she describes her as: smelling like cinnamon, having nice hair, having nice breasts and being big and pretty
that could very well be coronabeer, so I'm sticking to my hypothesis here
palmolive says that they're not friends with coronabeer right now, which ok?????
I think coronabeer was going full BOE last time we saw her? but judith was not, so idk what's happening over there
ALSO
this is the first time I remember hearing coronabeer described as "big"
I think I, of all people, would remember that
I'm immediately giving her extra points for that
I'm not looking into fanart yet for spoiler reasons but I'm gonna take this one adjective and run with it because I'm starved for representation, ok? ok
palmolive writes down about the "breasts" comment, which I'd also write down, because that's such a gideon thing to say and focus on
I don't think harrowbean has been preoccupied with boobs quite as much as gideon has
also, nona doesn't remember why she knows what cinnamon smells like
in my top 3 smells (I have such a list), cinnamon is my nr 1, so coronabeer is winning a lot of points with me on this day
who would have thought????
making a new version of this meme I dropped on this recap with her new name
they also talk about "the captain" and palmolive says he doesn't like her too much
so that's judith
I stopped being super hard on judith when I found out she was as much of a gay disaster as most people in these books
in other news, palmolive can do some necro stuff still and it doesn't hurt camilla when he does it
which is what's really important here and what really matters
they have the timer so that palmolive doesn't hurt camilla by overstaying his welcome in the temple of perfection that is her body
apparently, the blue light in the sky doesn't hurt camolive either
nona says she loves camilla and how she moves
also gideon behavior
the first time gideon saw camilla fight, she thought she was friend-shaped
I mentioned it on this recap
palmolive agrees about camilla's moves and says he misses seeing her
now you know how I felt during half of harrow, palmolive, it was painful
you were in a man cave in the river at the time, but still
ANYWAY, IT'S LOVING CAMILLA TIME
EVERYONE, GET IN LINE
pyrrha is immune to the light in the sky because she's a lyctor
(they don't use that word)
but she has "the wrong soul"
because og!gideon and her switched and he died
(they don't say that explicitly but I'm filling in the gaps)
nona asks if she has the wrong kind of soul or the wrong kind of body
which we don't know, neither palmolive nor me
she also asks if that's why BOE doesn't want her and palmolive says that they do
and nona adds that she likes commander we suffer
who was named in the dramatis personae aka guest list at the start
and she's part of something palmolive calls "ctesiphon wing"
palmolive has mixed feelings about all of these people which, I guess, in this social context, being a necro narc undercover would do that
not that palmolive would be fighting for emperor asshat anymore, but I assume there's tension between the sides still, being the oppressors and all
which might make things somewhat easier for coronabeer, since she wasn't really a necro to begin with?
judith is probably fucked, though
rip judith
nona says that palmolive doing necro stuff makes her sad, which is kind of what I'm saying
I'm guessing regular folks here would hunt necros for sport if they could, as evidenced by the kids
palmolive tells nona to give camilla a kiss in the second right-hand knuckle
and, apparently, this falls into the "nona can read, understand and replicate body language to perfection in an instant" category
because she apparently did this the first time and camilla had a bit of a breakdown about it
they give me qpr vibes, camolive
I'd marry them as a package if they'd have me anyway, I'm not backing out because palmolive is suddenly an addition
I passed the sixth house audition, maybe I can pass this one, who knows
I can write a detailed CV with color coded references to what I can provide to this association
ANYWAY
under the "nona can read people's bodies and replicate things" umbrella, gestures fall right in
she's in a cumple and she can read people's bodies and gestures and replicate them as well as tell if someone's full of crap and lying their asses out
and she likes coronabeer's boobs
all important details to think about
and that's it for now!!!! see you on the next one!!
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forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment
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when she’s emotionally unavailable AND a lesbian
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omw to fuck up jod’s day~
(progress pic for the pregnant wake cosplay i plan to wear at katsucon. this was heavily inspired by @wubbelwubbwubb’s awesome wake fanart which was in turn inspired by @theriverbeyond’s visionary wake cosplay [my previous two reblogs], so shout out to both of them for bringing her off the page for the rest of us!)
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I was thinking about how we don't actually know how Pyrrha died. Just that by her own telling, she "was killed," and that she was the first cavalier to die outside Cristabel and Alfred's suicide pact.
Before Nona came out, I suspected Gideon the First must have killed her, probably with her consent. That seems unlikely to me now, with everything we've learned about them in Nona.
Also before Nona came out, I came to the conclusion that the lyctors demanded John kill Alecto following a "great attack" on Canaan House and the revelation of what a Resurrection Beast is. Based on Mercymorn's assumption that Alecto was a freak who would attack her on sight, I also highly suspected that Alecto either participated in or perpetrated the attack on Canaan House, thus proving herself beyond a shadow of a doubt to be untamed and dangerous in a way that not even John could talk his way out of.
I just recently noticed a detail in Nona the Ninth that might slot all this together like puzzle pieces:
Pyrrha has seen something very like Nona's tantrums before, and that memory scares her. Enough that she avoids even thinking about it.
I think Alecto may have killed Pyrrha.
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rattling the bars of my enclosure. I love her the way she is but it's important to note that I COULD easily fix gideon nav. I could manipulate her into loving herself. It would be incredibly simple and I would excel at it
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