i need my mom for everything. when i leave home im putting her in my pocket and taking her with me no one can stop me sorry dad she is mine. im not ready for adulthood i am a tiny baby and am full of fear and anxiety i need a nap
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so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”
because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?
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maybe i am a bit codependent but also we were not made to face the world alone
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idk how this "prev tags" nonsense got started but i promise you i am not following a breadcrumb trail to find out what those tags were. if they're that funny then share them with the class in a reblog like a normal clown this isn't twitter
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I will literally be mid breakdown reblogging shit on tumblr it’s all a facade
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I’m too poor to afford one of those deep tissue muscle massagers so I bought one of the hook shaped ones and have just been whacking my leg with it quickly and repeatedly to try to help with my sciatica nerve because yoga and stretches are doing fuck all
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growing up on tumblr is weird bc they let you say anything on here except show tits but on tiktok you have to censor curse words and say things like d1e and then instagram calls it hate speech for saying u dislike men
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*thinks of all my worst memories so that every empath in a mile radius takes psychic damage*
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a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently
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