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I am selling digital art commissions

I am a young neurodivergent adult in Texas looking to move out of her parents' house by the end of the year. My parents are limiting my freedoms, and I need to raise enough money to move into an apartment with amenities such as air conditioning, dishwasher, and laundry. I also need to raise money to buy my first car.

Examples of my art:

Details and Ko-fi link below

Prices

Line art (base price):

Bust: $20.00

Half: $25.00

Full: $30.00

Flat Color: +$5 base price

Light/shadows: +$10 base price

Extra character (up to 2 total characters per image): +$10 base price

Backgrounds:

Simple (single/multiple colors, patterns, etc.): +$5 base price

Detailed (environment): +$15 base price 

Will and Won't

Will do:

OC art

Characters and character redesigns from ROTTMNT, Ninjago, and Voltron: Legendary Defender

Occasionally sonas

Realistic/semirealistic Minecraft mobs, blocks and items, skins, and scenes

Speculative anatomy designs 

Mild blood

Mild eyestrain

Occasionally book/album covers

Won't do:

NSFW

Major blood

Gore

Ship art

More than 4 characters per image

More than 3 images per commission 

Extreme eyestrain 

Rules

Always check the Will and Won't list before making an order

I will choose the commissions at my own discretion. I am free to refuse a commission for any reason.

Only 3 slots available at the moment

Will need references for any characters 

Only for personal use

No refunds unless I have not started on a commission I have committed to doing within 30 days of the commitment date

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taps the updated tags

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Leo: What are your adjectives? Raph: …You mean my pronouns? Leo: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives? Raph: …I dunno. What are yours? Leo: Noisy and chaotic! Raph: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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The next chapter, as promised

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Announcement

Hi! I just wanted to say that I'm going to try and get into a schedule with writing and posting my fics. The next TQMAH update should be posted by the end of next week (3/2/24) or the week after (3/9/24) depending on how much time I have.

On that note, I am also working on another fic. I will most likely finish the first chapter of that before I work on TQMAH. Please be patient.

Thank you for your time!

-- Crow

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DO YOU HAVE A SMALL/OBSCURE/UNKNOWN AU THAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

DO YOU WANT TO INTERACT WITH OTHER SMALL TMNT CREATORS?

LOOK NO FURTHER: THE OBSCURE TMNT AU COMPETITION IS FOR YOU!

WANNA SUBMIT AN AU? DO IT HERE! ↓↓↓

a LOT and i mean a LOT of super popular creators get into every au competition, so i wanted to host one for the less popular people! that way, there's a relatively fair chance for everybody. (this blog isn't intented to shame anyone/be negative! i just thought it'd be refreshing to have a competition consisting of small creators)

YOUR AU WILL GET IN IF:

it is submitted at least two times

you have less than ~700 (active) followers

your au fanfic has less than ~500 kudos

you have some form of content for it posted

or you have little to no fanart/fan creations

your most popular au related post has less than 300 total reblogs

that's it! submissions will be open until MARCH 1ST

COMPETITION RULES:

BE KIND TO OTHER CONTESTANTS

BE AWARE OF ANY POSSIBLE TW'S THAT APPLY TO AN AU

DON'T HARASS ANYONE COMPETING

DON'T START DRAMA (please i beg of you.)

SUBMISSION RULES:

nothing overtly explicit/sexual

no incest

one au per creator! if two or more aus from the same creator are submitted, i will pick one to put into the competition (if applicable)

don't submit your own au more than twice

(that's it)

inspired by @tmntaucompetition (and others that i can't remember oops...)

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Update

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Tello: Why are you doing this? Leo: Same reason I do everything, Tello. To get somebody to like me.

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Tello: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses. Leo: The big five licenses? Tello: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

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Othello: I’m taking a look at your numbers, and it doesn’t look good. You have a lot of measurements. Quite a few variables. Casey Junior: Is that… bad? Othello: Variables are the #1 risk factor for outcomes. The past is a big contributor to the future. Casey Junior: Isn’t that just causality? Othello: Causality is the leading cause of death in this country. Casey Junior: So what are my odds? Othello: Do you have a family history? Casey Junior: Of what? Othello: Just, in general. Casey Junior: …Yes? Othello: Oh no.

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Othello: Just be careful, Casey Junior! Casey Junior: heading out the door I'm always careful, Othello! Casey Junior: It's everything around me that's careless.

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Leo: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend? Tello: Generic excuse. Leo: I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face. Tello: I can.

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April: Christmas is cancelled.

Tello: You can't cancel a holiday.

April: Keep it up, Tello, and you'll lose New Year's too.

Tello: What does that mean?

April: Mikey, take New Year's away from Tello.

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Leo: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself.

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April: Are you this rude to everyone?! Tello: Yup. Tello: Don't think you're special.

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Mikey: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Raph: No, I said "Mikey, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.