toziercore
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im RICHIE. its time to spread my nuts on this gelatin
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toziercore · 2 months ago
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When I asked my Brother in Law if he had seen Star Wars he said “Oh yeah! Admiral Ackbar. It ain’t real though”
Nearly a decade later and im still baffled by this response
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toziercore · 2 months ago
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toziercore · 2 months ago
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been getting really into walrus videos and i had to clip this one
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toziercore · 2 months ago
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marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.
other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–
both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!
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toziercore · 2 months ago
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Joe bidends gonna cough and accidentally push the big red "RELEASE MEWTWO" button
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toziercore · 2 months ago
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toziercore · 2 months ago
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its POISON!!! youve brought me an ELIXIR you DONKEY!!!!! i ask for a medium well wellington and you bring me a WITCHES BREW!!!!!!
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toziercore · 2 months ago
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youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$
the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede
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toziercore · 5 months ago
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If U think i’m annoying
Block me
If U think i’m handsome
Suck me
If U think i’m restless
Walk me
If U think i’m hairy
Pluck me
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toziercore · 9 months ago
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toziercore · 9 months ago
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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history
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toziercore · 9 months ago
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toziercore · 2 years ago
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Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today
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toziercore · 2 years ago
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look at this thang
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toziercore · 2 years ago
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and i think to myself; what a wonderful world
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