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toysoldieralan · 3 days ago
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Artist Oscar Vega drew characters from Smash Bros Ultimate with modern fashion
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toysoldieralan · 4 days ago
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Another Patreon Pick
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toysoldieralan · 4 days ago
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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toysoldieralan · 8 days ago
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I mean Jesus fucking Christ this is not right
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toysoldieralan · 10 days ago
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Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise
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toysoldieralan · 11 days ago
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Cant have fucking shit in Detroit
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toysoldieralan · 14 days ago
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
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toysoldieralan · 14 days ago
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Throwin' this one out a liiittle early
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toysoldieralan · 15 days ago
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By the by I could not care less if someone likes incest porn or whatever other problematical kink and I think 90% of the time this is brought up it’s just used as blackmail to either 1. Exile someone who is already disliked or 2. Force someone into disclosing if they’ve been abused or not and if so then detail all the specifics. Personally I don’t spend hours involving myself in others sexual proclivities bc im not a creep
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toysoldieralan · 20 days ago
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Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)
but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed
He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him
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toysoldieralan · 21 days ago
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What a sensation to realize that the lump of scar tissue at the core of your soul is in fact a still-open wound, only held shut by a knot of muscles continuously straining to keep it so, and you only found out because for one moment you truly let yourself relax, and the pain gushed forth in a nauseating spurt.
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toysoldieralan · 22 days ago
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toysoldieralan · 24 days ago
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oh ok
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toysoldieralan · 25 days ago
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toysoldieralan · 25 days ago
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So how does the Omelas parable interact with the trolley problem?
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toysoldieralan · 26 days ago
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To everybody claiming that luigi mangione really is the guy.
This is the manifesto the cops say they found
“To the Feds, I'll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn't working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”
like "ohh yeah we got our guy, he was holding the murder weapon, a manifesto that says "Hey feds! I did that crime and did it with this gun!! this is because the US has the most expensive healthcare but we don't even live as long as some other countries? and its the fault of the american public who I hate!" anne 10 grand! is obvious that this is our guy, and he's just a low down criminal who hates your! the american public"
also if they did find him with that why would he respond to their arrest with immediate legal defense rather than dignified resignation like the manifesto implies.
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toysoldieralan · 26 days ago
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