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“what if, LOTR but little animated animals.” by jessica a. m

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Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

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All of the things on this list are true. Librarians are part bartender, part social worker, and all librarian. We care more about the people reading books than the books themselves. We buy things with our own money, we battle against people who don't understand the value of a library, or think we just sit around all day reading books (pro tip: we absolutely don't), or think that volunteers can replace highly trained professionals (while we love our volunteers, they can't). I have been physically assaulted, sexually harassed, threatened with murder, and I still come to work every day and do my utmost to get people the things they need, be it books, or food or a shower or a place to stay. We see people experiencing homelessness, or struggling with addiction or mental illness, and we do our best for them. We get made fun of, sexualized, yelled at, more often than we get thanks, but still we go on. Because the fire of public service burns deep and bright within us, and we take great pride in putting a book in your hand that you described as "I don't know the title or the author, but it was red" and it be the right one. We wish more people would call us with silly trivia questions, or try a genre you've never tried just for fun. We wish we could tell you that your stories and the books you love and the things you're passionate about stay with us and we secretly order books knowing you will love them. We love what we do, and don't get paid much for it, despite often being required to have a Master's degree. But most importantly, we want you to know that YOU ARE SAFE at my library. Every single one of you. And if you need us, we will be right there, doing our best to help. ❤️📚

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Witches on a railroad adventure by Julia Zhuravleva

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Grapefruit and Blueberry Mini Cakes

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lcarolineart on Instagram

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Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

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I am BROKEN.

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That....was not where I went with this. 😳

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President Andrew Jackson was once gifted a 1,400 lb block of cheese by a dairy farmer from Sandy Creek, NY. The enormous wheel of fromage wore a banner with patriotic sayings such as "The Union must be preserved." What does one do with a massive hunk of aged cheddar? Why send it on tour of course. It gallivanted across the country in all its cheesy glory for almost a year, and then returned. As you can only imagine, after not being refrigerated for almost a year, it was pretty freaking ripe. Jackson continued to display it at the White House until everyone that walked in was like, "Wtf is that SMELL?" How did Jackson dispose of the cheese, you ask? HE THREW A PARTY. He invited the general public to come to the party, and over 10,000 people came and ATE 2 YEAR OLD ROTTEN CHEESE. In 4 hrs, the stinky cheese had been hacked to bits, and only the slimy reeking carpet it sat on and a putrid trail in and out the door were left. So, naturally, we made a special day for this event. Big Block of Cheese Day is celebrated every January. WTH America.

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

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My favorite aesthetic role model. 🥰😁

100 FEMALE CHARACTERS IN 2021

20. Evelyn Carnahan ☆ The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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Putting this here because I felt sexy AF. Which is so very rare I felt the need to document it.

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Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

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The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day