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Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

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The worst thing about quitting smoking is i cant have one after a huge nightmare

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Ok its been officially 24 hours since my last smoke! I can do this!!!

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….well, she’s got the spirit!

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Listen, sometimes a ship is less about wanting them to kiss or have sex or whatever, and more about needing them to be so endlessly intertwined and connected to the point where they might as well be one creature.

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You have reached the required conditions for acquiring your first familiar.

HOWEVER... There is a slight issue...

You gots no money. You know what that means, right?

You gotta go to the discount familiar store. Beggars can't be choosers, so it's basically up to chance which one you'll end up with...

Whichever familiar happens to be on the CLEARANCE_RACK at the time is what you'll end up with.

Once you've selected your familiar, you must now pick a stylish getup for them! Actually, a whole outfit would be expensive, let's just choose one singular accessory instead:

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Kind bars are fuckin delicious but unfortunately they're soooo expensive ;~;

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Today I am officially quitting smoking wish me luck!

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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

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Introducing: worlds ugliest fuckin cake

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