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Friendly reminder that Party City is closing all of its stores in the U.S…. which I only learned yesterday. 😢

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My decision to post this particular comic today was my motivation to go to the gym––when I otherwise would have skipped (probably). 🏋️

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As someone who served on jury duty for the first time last summer, I was very disappointed to learn that this sort of thing does NOT take place in court...

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If we all pursue our New Year's resolutions the same zeal as this man, there is a 0% chance we will fail.

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Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope your holiday is going better than Edgar's here ;)

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carolurglar: noun • /kăr′əl’ûr′glər/ • one who commits burglaries under the pretense of singing Christmas carols.

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Does anyone know how many class action lawsuits have been filed against Santa over the years? With a worldwide client base, there’s GOT to be people out to get him… 🤔

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I heard that if you put a quarter beneath your pillow at night, the Federal Reserve fairy will come and leave you a tooth. 😉

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Normally, I'd say this comic isn't fitting for the time of year––but like, bruh, I literally ran my A/C 2 nights ago after blasting the heat all last week. Ohio's climate has no chill.

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Drop a like if you think they should sell those balloons. 🎈

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For all you students out there: Don't be this guy during finals week.

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Wait until helicopter parents learn about drones…

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Remember: 99% of trick-or-treaters give up RIGHT before they encounter a house with REALLY big candy bars. Don't stop trick-or-treating this Halloween. 🍫

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This is just a sneak peek at the parenting book I'm (eventually) planning to write. 👀

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Tbh the ultimate pay-it-forward would be someone stepping up to pay off the U.S. national debt. 💰

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How chaotic do y’all think an auction attended SOLELY by other auctioneers would be?

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They say "no news is good news", which is why I choose to completely ignore any and all current events. 😎👍