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Welcome to the wonderful world of "Towny Town", where stuff happens. I post every Wednesday at 5 PM (ET).
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Drop a like if you think they should sell those balloons. 🎈
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For all you students out there: Don't be this guy during finals week.
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Wait until helicopter parents learn about drones…
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Remember: 99% of trick-or-treaters give up RIGHT before they encounter a house with REALLY big candy bars. Don't stop trick-or-treating this Halloween. 🍫
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This is just a sneak peek at the parenting book I'm (eventually) planning to write. 👀
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Tbh the ultimate pay-it-forward would be someone stepping up to pay off the U.S. national debt. 💰
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How chaotic do y’all think an auction attended SOLELY by other auctioneers would be?
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They say "no news is good news", which is why I choose to completely ignore any and all current events. 😎👍
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I am a REGULAR victim of meal-prepping for the week, sticking my meals in the freezer, and then FORGETTING to let my meals thaw before microwaving them for dinner. 💀
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Does anyone actually watch game shows anymore? Like genuinely. 🤔
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Audience participation time: Where were YOU on the night of August the 18th? 🫵
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I'm proud to announce that my recently taken driver's license photo is marginally more tolerable than the photo on my previous license from 4 years prior.
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The truth of the matter is this kind of weather forecasting methodology would probably work quite well in the Midwest.
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In case any of you were wondering (like me): Cement is an INGREDIENT in concrete––along with stone, sand, and water. Cement and concrete are, in fact, 2 different things.
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Posting this comic has made me realize I should probably quit ignoring those reminder texts from my optometrist that I am overdue for my next eye exam. 🤔
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Why do they always tell you to take the stairs and not the elevator during a fire? It’s not like the flames can operate the elevator buttons. 🤔
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Forget “Judge Judy”; I want a reality courtroom show called “Juror Jeremy” where the camera is affixed on a random juror who remains silent during the ENTIRE trial going on behind him. 🎥
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