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A page from my new mushroom hunting zine! dinosaur egg mushrooms are real and they are delicious

Check out the whole zine here!

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Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

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You'll have a sandwich

By Rémich

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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

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guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process

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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

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pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

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unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

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I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

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I feel sick to my stomach and share it with the world—a genocide live-streamed

and then I turn off my phone, whilst they turn on the tanks in Israel, turn off

the lights in Palestine. Cold air filters in from my window and I turn away,

inconvenienced. Sidra’s body hanging off the wall after Hind’s little voice on the phone

after blast after blast after blast—but here it’s just a little cold. It seeps in, and

like fuel doesn’t care where it goes, as long as it can seep & seep some more—

Aaron Bushnell sets himself on fire & the whole world burns. But the brightest beacon is always Palestine,

where flour is the colour of blood, where flour is blood. And somewhere else, warm dough rises. I am tired of this,

but I am not dying. You are tired of this, but you are not dying.

I want to say:

Jannat Al-Firdous will be filled with Palestinians, dancing and laughing. Where hands will be whole and steady,

where the only red will be the fruit, the only white the heavens.

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Animal Crossing: New Leaf (2012)

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what pomni really saw in the void

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my robo miku design! (m1-ku if you would)