totallynotstalkingmothguy

[totallynotstalkingmothguy]

Spill your secret texts vermin!

I doubt God is listening in 24/7 so you should just do this for us.

You realize this is a blog.

A public blog.

That he follows.

And that he could see even if I blocked him, given that he can and has posted screenshots of my inbox.

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I'm in a groupchat with Moth Guy and Fruit.

I'm not going to talk about anything that I learn there, because this blog stops being funny when I'm not just analyzing public information. But I will say: this is wild

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If you played DDNMD, does that mean you remember what this phospho guy looks like? Asking bc of all the theories about his identity.

Hahahaha!

NOPE!

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Hey it’s “mclabs anon” as ur calling me. I’ve been following rural Oregon news like you said (easy since I already live in rural Oregon) and nothing of any interest has come up but I saw you mentioned me about being shocked by the phospho guy? What’s that about??

I'm going to be honest: I was high as shit. I do not remember why that made sense.

If you LIVE in Rural Oregon, you might want to get out of there. I don't know the exact numbers, but there is a pretty high chance (One in four, I think?) something MASSIVE and unpleasant will happen soon. Roadkill County, research lab by a cryptozoologist.

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I feel like there's enough context clues to figure out what it means. Maybe not the full context but certainly what it means. Unless your brain is even more scrambled than it seems. . . ~

I have no idea what you're talking about. I also apparently count in "dozenal," whatever the fuck that means. So. Guessing the latter.

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is anyone able to tell me whether this means something or was just a drug-fueled ramble?

God has soft gloves and my job is to cuddle phospho

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How do I tell him I don't know what that means

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......Well. Fuck.

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What the hell

This game is super super fun but my head is all loopy and i can't really concentrate on it but when I try and do a good job god gives me head scritches but I think he's getting annoyed and I can't help it i'm sorry

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If your god dies I'm calling first dibs for eating his body

I found this in my drafts and I just had the word "um" as the response so i guess i'll post it now while I'm too high to think better of it

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also i keep trying to tell fruit and the other one who im not allowed to call by his name because when i try to do that on here i start to get a really really really really really bad headache so im just not going to call him anything but anyway i keep trying to tell them that the mirrors god put in the entryway of the last tunnel were obviously foreshadowing for the medusa and we need to go back and like if i cast darkness then she'll still have night vision and will get frozen but we won't be able to see her but nobody is listening to me because fruit really wants to eat the lich that's asleep in the coffin in the middle of the room but if she does that it'll wake up and then we'll have a medusa and also a lich

This game is super super fun but my head is all loopy and i can't really concentrate on it but when I try and do a good job god gives me head scritches but I think he's getting annoyed and I can't help it i'm sorry

[totallynotstalkingmothguy]

This game is super super fun but my head is all loopy and i can't really concentrate on it but when I try and do a good job god gives me head scritches but I think he's getting annoyed and I can't help it i'm sorry

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Don't scramble to your god wimp! Tell us who it is!

god they're bullying me but you're bullying me worse so i think i'm just going to be a wimp and run to god

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Spill it fuzz fuck.

@chipersconsort they're doing it again

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Oh man I hope we get this realization every time. It's a riot ~

what does ecery time mean? Did this happen last time

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Are you high?

not chemically but yeah god fucked with my brain

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especially you, mclabs computer anon

If you guys know who pospho was your miiiiinds would be blooown