totallynotasockgremlin

[totallynotasockgremlin]

My body is being held together with scotch tape and wood glue and I am fueled only by coffee, spite, and a dedication to the bit.

[totallynotasockgremlin]

I am, in fact, not Amanda

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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Everyone knows >:3 is evil, but no one talks about 3:<, which is more menacing because its serious

[totallynotasockgremlin]

Stuck in a constant state of "oversharing so people understand me" and "panicking that I've said to much and now they think I'm weird and don't like me"

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(Hears a song on the radio)

If I don't have an OC that fits this, I'll make a new one!

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Flashback to the time my friends and I thought that rainbow goldfish were all different flavors and that green was pickle. None of us like pickle, so we'd never eat the green ones, this did nothing but give us less goldfish to eat.

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Finals are coming up, gotta write my own original fiction story. Currently sitting at my desk with my computer and a D20, and whatever roll I get is how well a character does on a task. No outline, no script, just roll and hope the character doesn't fuck up so badly that I have to change the narrative in my head again.

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How dare my life be summed up so perfectly! Outrageous!

no lies told here

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My father has recently discovered the word bussin'. I don't think he knows what it means, but he had decided to use this newfound power to unleash a whole new wave of dad jokes. Yesterday he looked at me and said "I want to go to London, they're double decker bussin'!"

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When you pop your back in that one spot that realigns your chakras and unlocks the Avatar state!

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Hello, I have arrived.

Not sure how I got here but you all seem like fine chaps!