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totallynotagoth · 22 hours ago

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anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that the wise men went to little baby jesus and brought him a frankenstein. really scary

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totallynotagoth · 22 hours ago

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*has several debilitating disorders* idk maybe i'm just lazy

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totallynotagoth · 22 hours ago

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totallynotagoth · 22 hours ago

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dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler

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totallynotagoth · 22 hours ago

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"You think you're informed just because you read a bunch of grainy PDFs?"

Yeah man. Reading scholarly works on a topic informs you on that topic. That's how this works.

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totallynotagoth · 22 hours ago

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happy holidays to those who haven't felt the holiday spirit in years

happy holidays to those who didn't think they'd make it this far

happy holidays to those with split parents

happy holidays to those spending it by themselves

happy holidays to those who are missing someone this holidays

happy holidays to you, reading this. i hope you get what you need :)

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totallynotagoth · 2 days ago

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I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!