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When someone giving oral has a nose on the bigger side and it inadvertently becomes part of the experience.

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found this excellent line in an academic article

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when someone brings up a hand or a tissue to cover, but they hold it far enough away that it's basically a token gesture and they just end up sneezing vaguely towards it and being completely ineffectual at covering in any way

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Someone desperately trying to find a dry spot on their handkerchief before the next sneeze hits…

realizing with dismay that they’ve already completely soaked it🥵

Do they sneeze into it anyways, risking a sore nose?

Or do they let the sneeze out uncovered, the cloud of spray absolutely drenching their surroundings?����

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losing my entire mind over this person on reddit who made a blanket based on the number of times they sneezed last year

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someone sneezing on their partner while pressing them up against a wall.. turning them around so their partner can feel their chest heaving against their back, trapping them more firmly in place, as they sneeze into the crook of their neck..

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update on this post, 7 years later: we're engaged 😊💕

I was making out earlier today with someone who ~knows~ and their breath kept hitching and they kept pausing to rub at their nose but they couldn’t sneeze. they just sent me this

im screaming because they’re a vanilla and they censored the word for me

i think this one’s a keeper

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Yea nah… tbh I’ll never ever get tired of a whimpered, “I’m sorry,” or a breathless “I can’t help it” between fits… it’s just so pathetic and it makes me wanna spontaneously combust.

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i love when someone sneezes and you can fucking see it because there are darker spots on their clothes or their sheets or whatever is in front of them i love when someone sneezes into a tissue and you can visibly see the texture of it get wetter i love it when someone sneezes and there’s evidence that it happened right in front of them and i can see it with my own literal eyes send post

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Hi, friends. I’ve seen the new S/piderverse twice now and…it’s good. It’s very good. I’ve definitely written Venom before, so I guess I’m not surprised at myself for this offering here. Slap some claws and pointed teeth on a Spider-Man and ME ON IT. 

Some mentions of sexual thoughts and imagery in this, but nothing too explicit (yet?). Enjoy!

Keep reading

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Thinking about person A nuzzling into person B’s breasts and teasing them until B’s nipples get hard. A decides it’s the perfect opportunity to tease B so what do they do? They gently drag their nose over one of B’s nipples.

Fuck, B can feel A’s nostrils flare against their nipple, their hitchy breaths hitting their breast as person B squirms in anticipation. At this point, B’s hand lightly rests on the back of their partner’s head while holding them in place because god, they don’t want them to stop. A moves their head around slowly, basically inducing themself with B’s hard nipple by delicately tracing it over their septum and around their sensitive, already wet nostrils until the give in and spray a set of desperate sneezes right between person B’s breasts.

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love someone miserable in the cold rain or snow or wind or whatever but what about miserable in the heat.. someone stripped down to nothing as they sniffle in the cold bath, overwhelmed with feeling nothing but hot, like the heat is crawling up out of their throat but also sinking down on their shoulders, oppressive, draining their energy. they’re lethargic and exhausted already, and the heat doesn’t help. they can’t tell if they’re sweating. they can’t tell if the fever is climbing or breaking, it’s so damn hot…

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The sluttiest thing a man could do is sneeze into the collar of his shirt

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the sluttiest thing a man can do is catch a cold. like… how did you catch it?? WHO did you catch it from? hmm?

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one time I put on a cloth mask which I had recently washed with a new detergent and the scent made my nose all itchy

so hear me out: a person with allergies who wears a mask because it’s supposed to be a bad pollen day and they hope the mask will keep the allergens out, but the mask’s fragrance aggravates their nose even more

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one time I put on a cloth mask which I had recently washed with a new detergent and the scent made my nose all itchy

so hear me out: a person with allergies who wears a mask because it’s supposed to be a bad pollen day and they hope the mask will keep the allergens out, but the mask’s fragrance aggravates their nose even more

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i think one of my favorite snz phrases is any variation of “sorry, i couldnt hold that back…”