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Page 1 of 7.4 for the commander deck I am proxing for my dad

When I was little, I was a weird little kid and liked drawing pictures of these plain looking cartoon guys getting killed in humorous ways, I called them “Dead Guys”. My dad, who is also a little weird at heart, loved these doodles and they became a family joke.

So for Christmas I’m proxing a mtg deck for my dad and making custom art of all the cards with Dead Guys.

Reblog with your favorite!

>Ezuri, Renegade Leader (Commander)

>Elvish Champion

>Coat of arms

>Arwen, Weaver of Hope

>Emerald Medallion

>Circle of Dreams Druid

>Vanquisher's Banner

>Elven Chorus

>Eladamri, Lord of Leaves

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inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life

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the reason i hate it when other people are in the kitchen at the same time as me is i can't dance around the kitchen with other people present. you're depriving me of my little kitchen dance!!!

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Mary: [on a coffee run] Amelia, you gotta tell me your coffee order.

Amelia: Like my soul.

Gen: Unicorn frappe.

Amelia: I hate you a latte.

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Salem: It’s not illegal.

Gen: [staring into the car trunk, which is full of bread]

Gen: It’s just... There’s so much--

Salem: But it’s not illegal.

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Amelia: Wait, Genesis. Am I your comic relief sidekick?

Gen: .....

Amelia: GENESIS-

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*Freshman Year Flash Back*

Gen: If the last member of The Loser's Club isn’t as big of a dork as we are, then what even is the point? 

Amelia: *walks in and trips over a plant* Oh sorry, I didn’t see you there. 

Genesis: *walks over* Hey I’m Genesis wanna be best friends? 

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Mary: *wakes up in the middle of the night to see Gen an inch from her face*

Gen: So I had this id— stop screaming— So I had this idea

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[at Disneyland, on the teacup ride]

Mary and Salem: *spinning a little and talking*

Amelia and Gen: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Amelia: You know I'm the most responsible person in this group.

Mary: Yesterday you set the bathroom on fire.

Amelia: There was a spider-

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Salem: Why do you go to sleep so late?

Amelia: There's no rest for the wicked!

Gen: Tangled vine comps. She stays up till midnight watching Tangled the Series Vine Compilations.

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Amelia: Hey, you guys dare me to stay up to 3am for the 20th time?

Mary: No, that sounds like a horrible idea-

Amelia, getting prepared to head out: Wow, I can't believe you guys are making me do this.

Gen: No, we're specifically telling you not t-

Amelia, already driving away: Wow, you guys are so wild, ok, here I go~!

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Gen: You call it a near death experience. I call it a vibe check from God-

Mary: *smacks forehead*

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Officer: You're under arrest for attempting to carry two people on a single motorcycle.

Gen: Aw sh*t. Wait, did you say two?

Officer: Yes, two.

Mary: Oh my gosh.

Salem: Sh*t.

Gen: AMELIA F***ING FELL OFF!

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Amelia: Why do people always ask me if I’m okay when I’m lying on the floor?

Amelia: Yes, I’m okay. I’m living my best life.

Amelia: Can’t a girl just lie on the floor & stare blankly at the ceiling, listening to the hit indie artist Mxmtoon's song 'Feelings are Fatal'? I’m having me time.

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Salem: I'm going back to sleep.

Amelia: You just slept 12 hours.

Salem: Time is an illusion

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Amelia: In my defense I was left unsupervised.

Mary: Wasn't Gen with you?

Gen: In my defense I was left unsupervised.