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Thanks.

Oh, uh, I was thinking about maybe going back home to visit my Victor soon. I haven't seen him in a while. Thought I might even try to get him to visit here.

Probably not a great idea but I don't really care. I miss him.

"Guess who is back!!"

*Pyxis slides inside, a large grin on their face*

*rather than their usual rabbit ears and rabbit tail, they've got long curled horns, sheep's ears, and fluffy black wool, including their tail*

*they're back in their mail uniform, their cap nestled between their horns*

*Nod's head shoots up from where it had, apparently, been sleeping hunched over it's desk. In fact, it completely stands up from it's chair, going into frigid military attention with wide eyes.*

*As soon as it registers that Pyxis is the one in front of it, Nod relaxes and sits back down. It smiles happily, though still a bit tired, and looks at their new features.*

Hi, Pyxis. You look...less bunny-like.

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Mutant culture is using neopronouns

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I hope so. Apparently she used to have wings but they got removed when she was little. Which I can't even really think about without getting angry so I am trying to focus on doing something good for her.

*It lets out a chuckle that turns into a sigh*

Fond is...definitely a word to describe it.

"Guess who is back!!"

*Pyxis slides inside, a large grin on their face*

*rather than their usual rabbit ears and rabbit tail, they've got long curled horns, sheep's ears, and fluffy black wool, including their tail*

*they're back in their mail uniform, their cap nestled between their horns*

*Nod's head shoots up from where it had, apparently, been sleeping hunched over it's desk. In fact, it completely stands up from it's chair, going into frigid military attention with wide eyes.*

*As soon as it registers that Pyxis is the one in front of it, Nod relaxes and sits back down. It smiles happily, though still a bit tired, and looks at their new features.*

Hi, Pyxis. You look...less bunny-like.

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So I went to Scraps a little bit ago to ask him to make some wings from Aranza. My niece. Ya know, as a gift for helping me bring back Alex.

*Nod blushes a little at the mention of Alex but doesn't acknowledge it.*

Anyway, he needs her measurements so he can make them the right size and I thought maybe I could send you her way to get those? I would do it myself but I don't actually know how to.

"Guess who is back!!"

*Pyxis slides inside, a large grin on their face*

*rather than their usual rabbit ears and rabbit tail, they've got long curled horns, sheep's ears, and fluffy black wool, including their tail*

*they're back in their mail uniform, their cap nestled between their horns*

*Nod's head shoots up from where it had, apparently, been sleeping hunched over it's desk. In fact, it completely stands up from it's chair, going into frigid military attention with wide eyes.*

*As soon as it registers that Pyxis is the one in front of it, Nod relaxes and sits back down. It smiles happily, though still a bit tired, and looks at their new features.*

Hi, Pyxis. You look...less bunny-like.

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That's very..,well, you. Let's hope no one takes advantage of your kindness. Or Scraps.

*Nod seems to suddenly remember something and whips it's head to face Pyxis, smiling even brighter than before.*

Speaking of you and Scraps, would you be able to do a favor for me?

"Guess who is back!!"

*Pyxis slides inside, a large grin on their face*

*rather than their usual rabbit ears and rabbit tail, they've got long curled horns, sheep's ears, and fluffy black wool, including their tail*

*they're back in their mail uniform, their cap nestled between their horns*

*Nod's head shoots up from where it had, apparently, been sleeping hunched over it's desk. In fact, it completely stands up from it's chair, going into frigid military attention with wide eyes.*

*As soon as it registers that Pyxis is the one in front of it, Nod relaxes and sits back down. It smiles happily, though still a bit tired, and looks at their new features.*

Hi, Pyxis. You look...less bunny-like.

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Xavier Student Paper: Issue #2

A return, and a dissapearence: Where is Gwen?

A few nights ago on a job, a friend of the Union; Miss Gwen Poole [ AKA; Gwenpool] dissapeared after reportedly being shot while working one of her jobs. Naturally, her line of work is incredibily dangerous and not without risks, and so this isn't the first time she's been injured. However, Miss.Pool is an active member or the community of heroes and anti-heroes and often interacts in person and through a newly popular medium for those in the buisenss of wearing poor fighting spandex and fighting people; known as Tumblr.

And more importantly, her beloved Jeff is currently being cared for not by Gwen...but by Scraps.

If anybody, anybody at all has any tips or leads to help confirm her status; if not her whereabouts. Please contact Deanne, at the numbers printed in the back of the issue

[ Relevent parties: @gwenpooleoffish , @scraps-stark ]

A Warm Welcome To our New Friend;

Since 2020, Eel has been somewhat off grid due to the outbreak of Corona Virus. Living off the shores in an old house boat, They have decided to make their return to mutant society by enrolling in the Xavier's adult courses; albeit in the medium of online school. We wish Eel a swift and smooth transition back into our community, and we hope you all here at the institute will treat them with warmth and kindness.

On that note, we'd like to officially remind folks that the institute in recent years doesn't just teach children, and prospective X-men. They offer degrees in unrelated subjects. For example, they are currently offering a Pre-Med course which is valid to get you into a medical programme upon graduation. Adult courses also include a dormitory that provides free housing, but with more privacy than the regular dorms inside the manor.

[Rlevent parties: @retrofittedfishmachine ]

Jasper's Monthly Spending Spree

As you all have probabaly heard, or even seen in our numerous posters around the building; it's that time of the month where Jasper takes the money his father forces on him and uses it to fund Pro-Mutant charities and campaigns. Aside from that, Jasper offers to buy everyone a gift.

If you're in need of anything, big or small please remember to contact him.

He's easy to find, as he practically lives in the library and club room.

Also, outside of his monthly spree he'd like to remind everyone that he's happy to step in and aid fellow students whose families may be falling behind with necessary payments. He has more money than he'd ever know what to do with. And, we're the worst to happen he has enough assets unrelated to his father that he would be able to live on. Though, jasper has asked I don't disclose anything more than that.

Extraterrestrial Cultural Exchange Club Event cancelled.

As forseen in last issue, it turns out that those "genuine" alien artefacts that the club leader promised were obtained legally and peacefully were in fact smuggled from the black market. As such, the event has been cancelled and all knowledgable parties have been barred from future club gatherings, participation and are receiving in school punishment.

All Alien artefacts gave been reappropriated to be returned to their rightful owners thanks to the work of Jean Grey, and Jasper. If you, or a family member have been impacted or believe your items to be missing please file a report with us and we will see to it that justice [ and your things return] be served.

Father and Daughter finally Talk; Everyone is pleased.

As of yesterday evening, Aranza Martinez and her Father; James Logan Howlett [AKA Wolverine] have had their talk. And while they're still figuring things out, they've both accepted that they want to be in each other's life. So, I hope everyone can join me in wishing them well.

It may be a long road to complete understanding, but hopefully with proper support and communication this could be the start of a fruitful, and happy parenting experience for a member of the xmen. So long as the mansion doesn't blow up.

Again.

[Relevant parties: @wolverineofficial ]

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This about concludes this weeks issue but before we go I'd like to remind our readers to report anything they believe to be interesting! The newspaper uploads on Friday!

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Author: Deanne

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Nod fact of the day #33

Nod experiences very high levels of apathy about 95% of the time. It does, however, try it's best not to show it.

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Wow. I would say I would hate to do that all over again as an adult but I didn't actually finish school.

How do you facilitate all that?

"Guess who is back!!"

*Pyxis slides inside, a large grin on their face*

*rather than their usual rabbit ears and rabbit tail, they've got long curled horns, sheep's ears, and fluffy black wool, including their tail*

*they're back in their mail uniform, their cap nestled between their horns*

*Nod's head shoots up from where it had, apparently, been sleeping hunched over it's desk. In fact, it completely stands up from it's chair, going into frigid military attention with wide eyes.*

*As soon as it registers that Pyxis is the one in front of it, Nod relaxes and sits back down. It smiles happily, though still a bit tired, and looks at their new features.*

Hi, Pyxis. You look...less bunny-like.

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Ok but...Straight up Cerebro blog? A blog that "locates" mutants and their blogs? Can ofc do other stuff on there too but like

is this a dumb idea? It's probably a dumb idea hhhhh

reblogs would appreciated, i'd like to see more opinions/votes!

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There is a humanities class? I feel like we need to get some more people enrolled in that.

"Guess who is back!!"

*Pyxis slides inside, a large grin on their face*

*rather than their usual rabbit ears and rabbit tail, they've got long curled horns, sheep's ears, and fluffy black wool, including their tail*

*they're back in their mail uniform, their cap nestled between their horns*

*Nod's head shoots up from where it had, apparently, been sleeping hunched over it's desk. In fact, it completely stands up from it's chair, going into frigid military attention with wide eyes.*

*As soon as it registers that Pyxis is the one in front of it, Nod relaxes and sits back down. It smiles happily, though still a bit tired, and looks at their new features.*

Hi, Pyxis. You look...less bunny-like.

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Ya know what? Not the worst place to work.

Good luck.

i have a job interview

i'm gonna work at hooters ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)

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Now accepting curious anonymous messages 🌚

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I know they are an alien god thing but have they ever heard the term "cruel and unusual punishment" because it doesn't sound like they have.

*It is a bit hard to tell because of it's eyes but Nod looks away from Pyxis, seeming a bit reluctant to share what happened.*

Yeah, it's...uh...just some stuff from my original universe. Nothing you need to worry about.

"Guess who is back!!"

*Pyxis slides inside, a large grin on their face*

*rather than their usual rabbit ears and rabbit tail, they've got long curled horns, sheep's ears, and fluffy black wool, including their tail*

*they're back in their mail uniform, their cap nestled between their horns*

*Nod's head shoots up from where it had, apparently, been sleeping hunched over it's desk. In fact, it completely stands up from it's chair, going into frigid military attention with wide eyes.*

*As soon as it registers that Pyxis is the one in front of it, Nod relaxes and sits back down. It smiles happily, though still a bit tired, and looks at their new features.*

Hi, Pyxis. You look...less bunny-like.

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Liev Schreiber as Victor Creed/Sabretooth goofing on the set of X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

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Doesn't it take drugs to specifically not do that??

Nod fact of the day #32

Nod's greatest fear is death. It is afraid of what comes afterward.

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Could be Eulamprus Quoyii/Eastern Water Skink but, if it is, I doesn't look like it's doing all that hot.

Ooc:

I don't normally do this gang but I need the internet's power (using this and not my main to get as much reach as possible)

What is this creature?

I know he's a lizard, and I'm currently in Queensland, Australia if that helps

He's about the size of my palm not including tail also

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*Nod narrows it's eyes at them.*

Don't think you can just get away with that one, Scraps told me what happened. I am still trying to find a way to kill Purity.

*It is silent for a moment before rubbing a hand over it's face and going back to it's normal "Pyxis reserved" smile*

Buuut, for the sake of this conversation going anywhere but in circles, things have been pretty slow here as far as I know. Which is a bit weird for us. Another variant of Logan, closer to mine, came and helped me patch up the wall in here after I put a bunch of holes in them but, other than that, not much.

"Guess who is back!!"

*Pyxis slides inside, a large grin on their face*

*rather than their usual rabbit ears and rabbit tail, they've got long curled horns, sheep's ears, and fluffy black wool, including their tail*

*they're back in their mail uniform, their cap nestled between their horns*

*Nod's head shoots up from where it had, apparently, been sleeping hunched over it's desk. In fact, it completely stands up from it's chair, going into frigid military attention with wide eyes.*

*As soon as it registers that Pyxis is the one in front of it, Nod relaxes and sits back down. It smiles happily, though still a bit tired, and looks at their new features.*

Hi, Pyxis. You look...less bunny-like.