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Волк волку волк….☝️

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i kind of dont know why people constantly post polls about having sex on here like the ratio hasnt changed since the last poll was posted 3 days before yours… we already know 70% of this website doesnt have sex and that the other 30% are weirdly obsessed with telling everyone about how much sex they have like we get it the data has been logged

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Geralt has no peace in Jaskier's moments of euphoria.

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Leaked scene from Sirens of the Deep

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Ciri commision by YamaOrce

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Geralt:

You, understandably:

the truth must be spoken

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Your Aiden is the most beautiful and nothing can convince me otherwise thank you for this sweet cat! Polite Aiden, my beloved (just realized I sound like Lambert lmaoooo)

Haha thank you!!!! But also be careful!! He's led you into his trap >:3c

Aiden is very polite until he gets your guard down and can scheme away undetected!!

Sequel to this

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okay but given how different jaskier's look is after the mountain with his rockstar jacket and his feather hat, i'm laughing about the idea of him having looked at clothes in that aesthetic before only to have geralt say "you won't like them for longer than a day" because he knows jaskier's tastes and preferences

and jaskier is furious but FINE! FINE! ANOTHER LOVELY DOUBLET IN THE MOST WITCHER-EYE-WATERING COLOR IT IS.

so after the mountain, he decides FUCK IT and gets his godsdamned jacket. geralt doesn't know anything. geralt isn't even around anymore. geralt is-

aaaand jaskier does not like it

god it's so bad

he's so RESTRICTED

yes the drama of the spinny tails is fun, but it's SUCH a bold jacket that it only goes with like. THREE LOOKS. and it's too big to carry around so he HAS to wear it.

the reason we keep seeing jaskier in the jacket after he gets back together with geralt is PURELY as a subtle fuck you. LOOK AT THE JACKET, GERALT. HE LIKES IT SO MUCH. HE'S STILL WEARING IT. BECAUSE HE LIKES IT. YOU WERE WRONG. IT'S SO GREAT.

HE LIKES THE JACKET, GERALT.

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he deserves this \o/

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wind's howling... 🐺

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Needy Geralt, I repeat NEEDY GERALT 🗣️

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some geralts

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One thing about the whole "book lore says women can't be witchers" is that...it doesn't even really say that. All the lore ever said on this matter was that no girl has ever survived the Trial of the Grasses. That's it. It doesn't say what the sample size was, nor does it say if they ever tried it on adult women. For all we know, they conducted it on a few dozen girls, none of them survived, and then immediately gave up.

There's also the possibility that simply more research was done for male physiology, and females might've required a different concoction of mutations to survive that they never got. Considering how under-researched womens' health tends to be irl, is it so hard to believe that the mages who first created the witcher mutations could've failed to take into account the nuances of female physiology?

In the medieval world, males are naturally going to be more expendable by virtue of being less essential in reproduction roles, so of course there's going to be more performed on boys. However, 'no girls have survived' =/= 'it is impossible for girls to survive'. Especially when the girl in question is canonically one of the most powerful women in-universe. We have no idea how Ciri's bloodline could interact with the mutations.

Nevermind the fact that there has already been a woman who was subjected to witcher mutations and survived. In the Witcher game, Rayla was turned into a mutant by the Salamandra, who had stolen the secrets of the mutagenic process from Kaer Morhen. The only difference between her and an actual witcher was the training.

The Trial isn't some immutable element, they're a process of alchemic components/ingredients, and like all things under alchemy, formulas can change and improve.

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[ Print now available in my shop ✨ ]

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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

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Oh!