toshi-flakes
Tosh :]
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He/They/It/Eep/Honk/Hypno/SpiralCharlie Slimecicle enjoyer <3 Literal goop boy
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toshi-flakes · 7 hours ago
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From here. If you think arachnids with long legs are just scary please watch this solifugid dig her nest (or try to) like SUCH a goofy little person creature. Look how she shoves dirt with her mouth and then gives it a little pat. Is she even making any progress?!
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in case anyone is missing it arcane tiktok is recreating mishapocalypse by changing their pfps to show whether or not they support Jayce
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here are the standard ones
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even League of Legends is in on it, though they're avoiding choosing a side
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it's gotten a little out of hand with the varieties but it's so good. there's pride flags, there's gay kisses, there's loss.jpg, there's anti maddie, there's scissors, there's reduce reuse recycle, there's isha lives, there's christmas, there's mpreg. you name it they got it
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toshi-flakes · 7 hours ago
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assembled a cat tree for my sisters cat and it was really fun but now it’s all built,,,,,, and i feel empty inside……………..
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toshi-flakes · 7 hours ago
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@its-just-hyper
You guys want to see the delightful trinket I just saw in TK Maxx?
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You guys want to see the delightful trinket I just saw in TK Maxx?
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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol
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I drive between Massachusetts and New York with some frequency, and not too long ago Connecticut put up a sign on I-84 south welcoming people to the state, and declaring it the "basketball capital of the world". This seemed a weird statement, as the Boston Celtics have the most championship titles in the NBA, and Springfield MA is the birthplace of basketball and home to the hall of fame, but whatever.
Driving back from New York today I noticed the "pizza capital of the united states" sign, and realized they are picking fights on purpose.
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all respect to the violent femmes but nothing compares to the disappointment of hearing that a band is called the violent femmes and then it’s four normal dudes… i’ll never forgive them
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Just burped while walking down the sidewalk and the dude a couple meters ahead of me collapsed and was lifeless instantly as though shot in the head
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the wildest derek dieworkwear series of events so far and that’s saying something
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Coles has the brandy custard on the shelves meaning that it's officially Christmas now
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one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse
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