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Should Flora be a Goddess? Idk

I wanna do more Legends of the Gods...

Anyone have any ideas for more legends?

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...Gee, I sure do love cats😉

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Mm-hmm❤���

Another thing:

Why are new Incredibox players so scandalized by the Polos being shirtless?

Have none of you ever been to the goddamn beach? Or pool? Or gym?

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I wanna do more Legends of the Gods...

Anyone have any ideas for more legends?

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Another thing ruined by content farms is Incredibox for Schools.

Picture it: a teacher wants to show their students how to play the cool new app they just discovered, but all they can find on YouTube are...pregnant cartoon characters. Yeah...

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Y'know, the fact Romain had to draw this means Paul has made these faces before.

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Dammit, I always miss *SOMETHING*!!!

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Anyway, new(old) thing!

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Ok, I just checked this out and it's so cool! Creepy, but cool

Okay, ima need your guys’s help here

I found this really weird and creepy mod called Incredible Box Fale 2, and I was wondering if anyone else already knows anything about it, or if I’ve just discovered something new that no one knew about beforehand.

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Oh, and yeah, the best way to review an Incredibox version/mod is to

Talk over it so much that no one can hear the music under your inane voice!

What are you afraid of? Copyright? Well then, strike a balance, a happy medium! Let the audience hear the music first, then give your thoughts on it!

Geez...

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Another thing:

Why are new Incredibox players so scandalized by the Polos being shirtless?

Have none of you ever been to the goddamn beach? Or pool? Or gym?

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Tw: death

You know what scares me?

What if someone dies over this drama?

This fandom will forever be tainted with the stain of death. Forever be known as the fandom that offed an innocent child.

I seriously don't want that to happen. None of us do, I should hope.

So please, please, PLEASE let this drama die! Instead of a human person.

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Welcome to Incredibox

A Bo Burnham parody by Torto

Welcome to Incredibox! Have a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to Incredibox! Come and take a seat

Here's some men who may be shirtless, maybe naked head-to-feet.

Just drag and drop the icons, it's easy as pie

Don't fret, the harder stuff comes later, my guy

Welcome to Incredibox! What would you prefеr?

Would you like to make some music or call women Babygirls?

Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!

We've got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to Incredibox! Put your cares aside

Here's a song about the future; here's a 12-year-old who died

We've got mixing and modding and animations

And a bunch of people celebrating the hacking and doxxing of a 15-year-old WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH US?!

Welcome to Incredibox! Hold on to your socks

'Cause the content farms have got us. Hey! Since when was that a shock?

Their shorts are so off-putting; they keep making more

"Don't act surprised! You knew what you were in for."

(That's all I got.)

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Random fanart of @bonnie21343 's character

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Idk