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Soon™

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Uninstalling this app for awhile. Peace ✌️

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I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

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bleps and hair tugging dorks

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My Scheming dads.

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back in my day we didn't have youtube or tiktok if you wanted people to see your funny video you had to mail a VHS tape to ABC and pray for bob saget's approval

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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

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tried to show a coworker a picture of my dog and scrolled past this in my photo library

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Moses entertains fans

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why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

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x

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Please pause to let this little guy across your dash (he has places to be)

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that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

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Looks like someone is upset with the automatic feeder