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I have been high for 2 days this is not a joke let me out of this goblin testicle prison. Like my post

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Can't take them anywhere

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I love sobbing in my dorm bc the people who i thought were my college friends were legit just tolerating me this whole fucking time and didn't actually give a shit abt me or my mental health yippee

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so my fridge is covered in femboy pinups i got when i was a subscriber to this porn artist's patreon and i just have like so many femboy pinups and also a furry pinup on my fridge it really is quite erotic

and my wifi password is "onthefridge"

so whenever someone new comes over and i offer to let them use the wifi i tell them the password is "onthefridge" and they go and look at the fridge and are met with all this femboy ass and are like where is it there's a lot of stuff here and i reiterate it's onthefridge and they go where!!! and i come over and type "onthefridge" into their phone and they get so mad

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Like cmon yall. Don't you know ANYTHING abt stonewall?? Do we not remember blm?? What??

Safe to say that I'm angry, omni, and full of yearning.

Hi yes WHY ARE ALL THE QUEER PPL I KNOW SO FAR IN COLLEGE PRO COP

LIKE ACTUALLY CASTRATE MY NONEXISTENT BALLS

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All I wanted was to date another trans guy but these mfs wanna work for the fbi

Fuck that.

Why is being t4t so DAMN DIFFICULT.

Hi yes WHY ARE ALL THE QUEER PPL I KNOW SO FAR IN COLLEGE PRO COP

LIKE ACTUALLY CASTRATE MY NONEXISTENT BALLS

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Hi yes WHY ARE ALL THE QUEER PPL I KNOW SO FAR IN COLLEGE PRO COP

LIKE ACTUALLY CASTRATE MY NONEXISTENT BALLS

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Este vídeo te arregla el día

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There’s a weird looking mailman outside.

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Lol I forgot I made this

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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

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Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding! 

(Source)

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this tweet is literally never not on my mind

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heres a google doc

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why is there a ps1 horror asset in my fridge

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Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite