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kiaraaanderson​:

“well - i’m off for a day after a twenty four hour shift. the only logical thing to do with my time is drink a whole bottle of wine, watch hallmark christmas movies and bawl my eyes out over them, right?”

“did i hear drinking?”

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ashtonxcrawford​:

“Being fresh off a twenty-four-hours on shift is usually a godsend but my fiancee found out ‘Flavor of Love’ is on hulu so I’m going to be in hell for the next two days before I go back to work. Send help.”

“okay, but her taste is immaculate. love her. cherish her. keep her around.”

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briarschue​:

&&. instagram : @briarrose uploaded a new photo 

heck YEAH first tattoo DOWN. 

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torontoha: lmao we both got tattoos for our daddys...different kinda daddy tho. c;

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toronto-ha: I LOVE YOU AND I’M SO EXCITED TO BE YOUR SISTER FORREAL. <3

↳ INSTAGRAM: ridleycorazon uploaded a new photo - with @flynnha

i said YES!  can’t believe i get to spend the rest of my life with my other half. still at a loss for fucking words. i love you so much, flynn. 

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im busy doing angel activities

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INSTAGRAM: TORONTONODRAKE UPLOADED A NEW PICTURE! - with @julienschue

happy birthday, jules. thanks for putting up with me for fucking ever. also, thank you for all the dick sucking tips and listening to me scream. you’re best partner in chaos ever. #bringbackthelipring 

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INSTAGRAM: TORONTOHA UPLOADED A NEW PICTURE! - with @briarschue​

I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU, BITCH. happy birthday! still waiting for you to be the third piece of me and j’s relationship. :*

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@toronto-ha: are you normal or did you also start crying when you heard post malone sing "i'll blow your fuckin' back out" with his ENTIRE chest on the "tap in" remix?

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xxcaineflan​:

“If you think kicking a soccer ball is beating ass, then sure. Why not.”

“you could definitely kick my ass at soccer so...probably not my best interest. i have zero percent athleticism”

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dannyschue​:

It’s only Tuesday, and the number of people I’ve had to throw out is greater than the number of underage people I caught. And that number is usually very high. I never knew being a bartender also meant being a bouncer. 

“i was just about to say...then aren’t you having to do someone else’s job for them?”

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xxcaineflan​:

“I do actually. I would love to know how hard you can kick.”

“omg am i getting permission to...beat your ass?”

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xxcaineflan​:

“Can you kick that hard?”

“it really do be sounding like you wanna find out...”

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having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

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xxcaineflan​:

I regret making this soccer camp year round. If one more lad or lass kicks the ball at my face on purpose well… a random ball might just fly right back at them out of the sky. 

“...and what if that lass is me...kidding...maybe!”

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alexishollow​:

“once you get your own place it’s over with and they will take over your life. i swear once i moved out i found so many reasons to have things i didn’t even have a need for or what they were even for. i just wanted it.”

“oh, i bet...like we’ll have a reason for me to be buying a bunch of stupid shit at first but i’m sure i’ll just make a habit out of buying stupid stuff there from this point forward, honestly. i’m already bad about that now and people making target hauls on tiktok just make things that much worse.”