torislander
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if you're team conrad and you call skye but she or it pronouns, i hope you know he would Not like you loll
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IF THIS BITCH ASKS HER WHO SHE IS I WILL ACTUALLY KILL MYSELF FR FR
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i SWEAR TO GOD if evan speck dies i will actually riot. i don't care that the show has been over for years, i WILL DEMAND a new spinoff where he is revived and he and mariana live happily ever after.
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"um, i kind of put it on the dogs head. and that's why it's my fault. i'm sorry."
"well. just, you know, maybe don't do that again. all right? you gotta learn from it. but the dog was wrong, too, right?"
"yeah, the dog was wrong too."
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everyone wants to talk about how amazing he was but he wasn't! he was indescribably terrible! as a pas de deux partner, and as a boyfriend! and then he got his own boyfriend! and then he kissed me! and then he died!
kills me every. goddamn. time.
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someone please tell mckenna grace that i'm sorry for implying that she's bad at singing i didn't mean it like that mckenna i love youuuuuuu
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i'm so scared that the first election i got to vote in will also be my last
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i cannot be the only girl who loves getting sick. i think my laugh is so cute when i've lost my voice
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now, i would like the share the list of every single show i watched in 2024. i took a break from movies this year and focused more on television, making my goal to watch as many shows as possible. every show listed i watched the entirety of, two acceptions being chicken girls and the sex lives of college girls as both of those have episodes that did not air before the year was over but i did watch everything that was out so it still counts imo. these are sadly not in the order in which i finished them. some are rewatches, some aren't.
a good girls guide to murder (one season)
avatar: the last airbender (three seasons)
abby's ultimate dance competition (two seasons)
boy meets world (seven seasons)
baby reindeer (one season)
chicken girls (eleven seasons)
chicken girls: college years (two seasons)
class of '07 (one season)
dance academy (three seasons)
emily in paris (four seasons)
fallout (one season)
from (three seasons)
girl meets world (three seasons)
grand army (one season)
gilmore girls (seven seasons)
ginny and georgia (two seasons)
geek girl (one season)
gilmore girls: a year in the life (one season)
gen v (one season)
girls 5 eva (three seasons)
heartstopper (three seasons)
high school (one season)
heartbreak high (two seasons)
i know what you did last summer (one season)
insatiable (two seasons)
inventing anna (one season)
jury duty (one season)
julie and the phantoms (one season)
maid (one season)
my life with the walter boys (one season)
monsters: the lyle and erik menendez story (one season)
normal people (one season)
outer banks (four seasons)
paper girls (one season)
panic (one season)
project mc2 (six seasons)
penelope (one season)
red band society (one season)
riverdale (seven seasons)
rooneys last roll (one season)
raising voices (one season)
sweet magnolias (three seasons)
squid game (two seasons)
spinning out (one season)
sofia the first (four seasons)
the umbrella academy (four seasons)
the wilds (two seasons)
the society (one season)
the perfect couple (one season)
the baby-sitters club (two seasons)
the ones who live (one season)
the sex lives of college girls (three seasons)
the bear (three seasons)
the 100 (seven seasons)
XO, kitty (one season)
young sheldon (seven seasons)
yellowjackets (two seasons)
your honor (two seasons)
zero chill (one season)
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as i live out the last hour of 2024 i reminisce over all the decisions i made. the best one being,
the white boy throwdown showdown.
today i share with you my final marks and the official winner of,
WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR 2024
rules & regulations:
•winners are not inherently chosen for any sexual reasons, my white boy catalogue consists of all my favorite white boys, young and old, attractive and not.
•every weekly winner is chosen based on something they did within that week, with every week beginning on a monday and ending on the following sunday.
•alternatively, every monthly winner is chosen based on something they did at any point during the entire month.
•any week that i actively chose not the choose a person has "undecided" written in. any week that i forgot is left blank.
•any specific reasoning for a decision is left in parentheses beside the winners name.
let the games begin
JANUARY
week one: walker scobell (percy jackson)
week two: undecided
week three: jeremy allen white (emmy's slay)
week four: paul mescal (chicken shop)
month: walker scobell (percy jackson ofc)
FEBRUARY
week one:
week two:
week three:
month: harry styles (birthday boyyyy)
MARCH
week one: undecided
week two: kit connor (nyc and the haircut?!)
week three:
week four:
month: kit connor
APRIL
week one:
week two:
week three: kit connor (R+J)!!!
week four: pls it has to be mike faist
month: mike faist
[i cheated during week four seeing as i wrote him in two days after the week ended]
MAY
week one: mike faist (met gala, just obsessed)
week two: mike faist
week three: mike faist (saw challengers again)
month: mike faist
JUNE
week one: ben platt (the palace duh)
week two: mike faist
week three: mike faist
week four: mike faist
month: mike faist
JULY
week one: joshua bassett
week two:
week three: will poulter (s3 the bear omg)
week four:
month: will poulter
AUGUST
week one:
week two:
week three: aiden gallagher (watched TUA)
month: aiden gallagher
SEPTEMBER
week one: ben & noah (the wedding!!!!!!!)
week two:
week three:
week four: kit connor (R+J)
month: kit connor
OCTOBER
week one: kit connor
week two: ilia malinin (skate america 2024!!)
week three: ilia malinin (skate canada 2024!!)
month: ilia
NOVEMBER
week one: kit connor
week two: kit connor
week three: robert irwin
month: robert irwin
DECEMBER
week one: ilia malinin (skate grand prix final!!)
week two: jonathan bailey
week three: matthew gray gubler (s18)
week four: jaeden martell
month: jaeden martell
and the 2024
WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR AWARD
goes toooooooooo
MIKE FAIST
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
[what a surprise i know]
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