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The World of Ultimate Gaming
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The World of Ultimate Gaming
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This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet
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do not. Sell my husband twelve fascinating issues of Zoobooks and the Tiger Poster.
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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
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I was bleeding out in the snow and it was all cool and stuff until like a bunch of teenager showed up and then It got really cringe so I put all the blood back and went to go bleed out somewhere else but all the good bleed out places were taken so I decided just to die like a natural peaceful death like look overlooking the Cliffside but lo and behold somebody's already fucking dying there against a tree and it looks way sicker than what I had planned I guess I'll just fucking live
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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.
the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*
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happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday
todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol
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5 minutes into the fabric store: wow the world has so much to offer and so many possible wonderful things to make
10 minutes into the fabric store: everything around me will continue to pollute the earth long after humans are gone and this ring of plastic minion beads will see the new pangea
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