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im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

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When my millipede wife gives me a footjob and a footjob and a footjob and a footjob and a footjob and a footjob and a footjob and a footjob and a footjob and a footjob and a...

sucking and jerking and jerking and footjobbing and footjobbing and getting titfucked and assfucked and pussyfucked by my spidergirl gf

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My favorite line that has worked its way into my friend groups vernacular:

Her: I'm gonna cum!

Him (pauses, thinks for a moment and responds in an enthusiastic and supporting tone) You're gonna cum!

Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

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But it's our's????

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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

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they're always casting girls who can't multitask in gangbangs 😭 get her some ritalin

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sue did such a good job building that bathroom closet that i think she missed her true calling as a general contractor

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Dude

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