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AH—

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hey look!! it’s me!

another crab's treasure-themed board for an anon!

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🐚 🦀 🐚

🦀 🪙 🦀

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This is why I try to avoid that violent lobster. She’s… a bit too passionate about fighting, if you ask me.

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I agree with this sentiment.

I think if there's a lesson to be learned from Another Crab's Treasure, it's that if anyone tries to take your house from you, you just flat out kill them.

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Correct! It is not often my presence is acknowledged! Come to my grove, and I will happily teach you the secrets of umami. :)

I made another one

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i understand less than half of what is happening in this video 😭

I made another one

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i just got back from a little trip through the open ocean. lovely place! too many polluted crabs, but that’s nothing i can’t handle.

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Oh…. That’s unfortunate to hear. They most likely did lose the fight with pollution. Flotsam Vale is…. beyond saving. Thank you for telling me. I can set up some gravestones and a shrine in their memory.

Spearer mantis shrimp!!!!!

I THINK THAT TOPODA’S COUSIN IS ONE OF THOSE.

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Perhaps? They may have gotten a legal name change. Do you know how they’re doing? :D

Spearer mantis shrimp!!!!!

I THINK THAT TOPODA’S COUSIN IS ONE OF THOSE.

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i. was not prepared for this image. i maybe don’t want to see the entire spectrum of light anymore.

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I can explain

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I’m going to replace your tentacles with human skin.

Been gone fer a while, Boss had me following that damned hermit crab for whatever reason. Kinda pathetic watching 'em run amok.

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Show up on my land; and my claws will show you no mercy. The currents themselves boil under the force of my blows, and the forces of nature shatter in my grasp. Heed this warning, dungeoness crab, because I shall eat your armies for breakfast.

Get doxxed

jokes on you! Everyone knows where their gorgeous Duchess lives!

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There was a horrible looking ‘lycanthrope’ in the grove recently, but I haven’t seen it in a while. I believe Kril has taken it down, which is a rather admirable feat! That pocket-sized friend packs quite a punch, if I say so myself. I’m awfully proud of him.

Opinions on frogfish? :3

QUITE AN INTERESTING BEAST. A BIT ANNOYING TO FIGHT, AS THE PESTS NEVER SEEM TO LEAVE THE GUNK.

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OH YOU WON’T LOOK ANYTHING MODERATE BY THE TIME I’M DONE WITH YOU, YOU SOFT BODIED HISTIOTUTHIDAE

Been gone fer a while, Boss had me following that damned hermit crab for whatever reason. Kinda pathetic watching 'em run amok.

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Duly noted. Not like I would plan on visiting… it’s about as far from the Grove a crustacean can possibly swim.

Get doxxed

jokes on you! Everyone knows where their gorgeous Duchess lives!

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I have never heard of you in my entire life.

Get doxxed

jokes on you! Everyone knows where their gorgeous Duchess lives!

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found a packet of ‘soy sauce’. going to try some