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another sturdy ass dog, another brick in the wall

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Two things that I think are way more common than most people realize because few people want to admit to them is having a period of time where you have no friends & never having really dated someone well into adulthood. The second one is observation but I find when I tell people a few years ago I had no friends it ends up resulting in them telling me that they also used to have/currently have no real friends. When I first was getting social again and felt like a feral child raised by wolves while all my peers had moved on w their lives my therapist told me “most people are as lonely as you are” and at the time I was like okay cope 😑 but now looking back she actually could not have been more right

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Every day i see wonderful creatures online

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they wouldn't leave that man alone about his characters' smoking habits and that's why we ended up with Venom fucking vaping

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i love the name corbi it's like they just called him exactly what he looks like, like a bootleg corgi

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

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i'm biased but if you're somebody who loves and is attracted to fat people & you have nice sentiments towards double chins and fat arms and rolls and other fat features that don't get much airplay you should be vocal and insistent about them bc it's something many of us will never ever hear addressed positively & it feels really nice to know that these features can be not just tolerated/overlooked but actually actively adored

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whoever wrote this headline really needed to get it out of their system

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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“stop congratulating cis allies for doing the bare minimum” NO!!! i want to encourage speaking out and being on trans people’s side!!! stop being assholes to people just trying to support you and give them room to grow!!!

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Wishing much love, kindness, and a happy Gregorian New Year to all as we go into 2025 along with some more slice of life Neanderthal art! 💛💛💛 :-)

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my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

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I want to play Two Point Museum (procrastinating) but it's $48 and I am philosophically against spending nearly fifty bucks for a game that I know will be fundamentally identical to Two Point Hospital and Two Point Campus. I have to wait for it to go on sale for like. Moral reasons. I will not condone this pricing structure by giving them that much.

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