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watching a crime show and

there happens to be a camera pointed at the location of a murder

but something disrupts the video, looking like glare with streaks of light. and after a moment it moves and you can see it's a spider with the legs spanning half the frame, standing basically on the lens.

and this happens, I shit you not, seconds before the murder.

I thought to myself "what a Web-ass thing to happen." and thought you might want to know

(they did catch those guys though. ran past a restaurant with non-spidered cameras.)

that was my friend george the spider out on assignment, don't mind him

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smash or pass: MY mom (different from that other anon's mom) she's single, has been divorced for like 5ish years now and is a triple libra (sun, moon, and rising) and is a wonderful lady who deserves a wonderful partner in return

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one of the first things i noticed after moving into ~*~my house~*~ is that (probably because it's on a street that gets a lot of pedestrian traffic to/from the nearby corner store) a lot of people were tossing litter into the front garden bed. liquor bottles and vapes and plastic wrappers and the like. which, you know, gross, please don't do that, we live in a society, but also where the fuck else are you supposed to put it? there's no city trash cans on this street.

and, well, we were tearing out most of the plants in those front beds anyway because the previous owner of the house made some very odd garden decisions ("endless landscaping" the house listing said, and if by "endless" they meant the sheer quantity of biomass that needs removed, they were right) and we want to put in more drought-tolerant native plants, so i went online and spent about $100 on a large sturdy outdoor trash can and set it up in front of my house. (quite cheap as house-related purchases go; i spent $100 on gravel last week.)

guess how many liquor bottles i've had to pick out of my garden since then? ZERO. and it's really convenient for ME when i'm coming home with an empty boba, or opening mail out by the mailbox, or picking up the yard a little bit. and according to @combat-epistemologist (who does more yard work than i do) people walking past have actually thanked us for installing the trash can, which is extremely cool. i did a civic service!! i made my neighborhood better!!! i'm helping :D

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jon: all these avartars are really weird and do a ton of creepy stuff

also jon: suplemental, im in the walls and also the tunnels at the same time. i see all.

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wake me up before you go-go is the most christmassy sounding non christmas song ive ever heard. it sounds like i should be decking halls and jingling people's bells. lets get this on the retail playlists.

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I made a fully colored version this time! Cat Jon is sleeping with his eyes open. Cat Jon design by @ultramarinaa Martin design by me.

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More tma cat designs! Redesign of Cat!Elias, Cat!Peter Lucas and Cat!Simon Fairchild!

Enjoy evil tma cats lol

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now what in the world is going on w wwdits emotionally torturing laszlo over his relationship w sean this season…………….first laszlo was forced to admit out loud that he can’t hypnotize sean anymore bc he’d go brain dead / he’s already lost parts of his personality bc of laszlo’s choice to keep him in his life (aka his love for sean slowly killing sean) and now THIS?

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Guess who remembered that she owns a sketchbook

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Please do not worry about Guidor!

Nandor has been doing the same shit over and over again since season 3. He distracts himself from his complicated relationship with Guillermo by looking for new love. That's nothing new.

PROBLEM

SOLUTION

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Everyone’s favorite husbands

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Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

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ummm jrwi riptide x wof anyone

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"Is it as cute as they say?" FX shared an adorable moment from Harvey and Kayvan's season 5 friendship test interview.

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THEY ARE HOLDING HANDSSSS

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Mr white can you give me a penny so I can use the penny presser