tooweirdfortheworld

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I can't believe build a bear has an ~after dark line

I can't believe build a bear AD made a cougar for Valentine's Day

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you motherfuckers aren’t prepared for me to step through the blue colored gate that multiplies me by 3

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do we have to go over the au ideas you maybe don't put in streamer's TTS again. maybe keep that one for the group chat. maybe not while streamer is at work. i'm begging you.

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[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

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A more tender version of this. with a lot more rigging (0_0 and a fancy new hat

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Mel looks so bomb in the new cinematic trailer 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

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If you're hosting people that have fled from the fires, please please please be patient with us. We've just been through a huge trauma and can't be as social or as fun as we usually are in normal circumstances. Give us space and room to grieve, please don't feel the need to entertain us; I promise you you're not offending us by not making conversation or trying to be the finest host. We just want food, rest, and a hot shower. We don't need you to act, just treat us kindly and don't expect us to mask how we're feeling just to make you comfortable. Please.

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guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

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no matter how ‘embarrassing’ the coping mechanism is. it’s better than being dead. nothing that keeps you alive could ever be cringe

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what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

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What is the context of that diary of a whimpy kid gif where the kid is smiling and waving and then he frowns really hard? What's making him frown?

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