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All I ever wanted All I ever needed Is here in my arms

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if you come onto my posts about subjects that are already discussed very little and divert it to a tangent please pay me $3. cmon now

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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had a dream that i kept going to lunch with city officials and midway through i revealed i had poisoned their drink and i wouldn't give them the antidote until they promised to invest in public transit and pedestrian-friendly infrastructure

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I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

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three-body problem

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The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

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Rating responses I get to telling someone that I am intersex

(Inspired by this post about polyamory!)

"So you are nonbinary?" - Not really. Not an annoying question on its own but people will run with this misconception unless you correct them 5/10

"Omg.. is that like this super rare medical condition I heard about [describes intersex variation they saw on a medical drama]" - i don't mind this question too much because it's a good segway to talk about intersex rep in media. Loses points because it usually involves me being reminded of Dr. House. 6/10

"I never knew that could happen" good honest response, comes from a place of innocent ignorance. (But also reminds me of systematic intersex erasure) 7/10

"So you're a hermaphrodite?" - yeah I guess. But that's a slur so don't say it. People usually just didn't know. 5/10

"Huh I think that's fascinating" - what am I a colorful slime mold 5/10

"You do you!! Love is love!!!!" - thanks? I'm not really doing anything. Do you understand what that word means? Kinda funny but also exhausting 6/10

"You can do whatever you want with your body just keep kids out of it." - rightwinger transphobia brain slop alert. Also the added irony of saying this to an intersex person 2/10

"So uh.." (lip bite) "what's your downstairs situation" - so the bulge in my pants is actually a big knife. Sometimes chasers can be funny but mostly 4/10

"I thought the correct term was DSD" - reminds me of TERFs, doctor visits, and eugenics 1/10

"I wish I was a intersex. I want to transition to be a hermaphrodite." - AUGGHH.. so much shit wrong with this and I feel obligated to explain and then the person gets defensive and thinks I'm attacking their transness and not the intersexism 1/10

"So that's why you look like that" - yes that is indeed why I look like that 6/10

"I thought that was made up / mythology / only in fantasy" - yeah I'm kind of like a cartoon character so I guess it checks out 6/10

"Oh cool, I've never met someone who was openly intersex :-)" - good response! Good acknowledging of non-open/unknowing intersex people! 10/10

"Holy shit no way me too???" - WOOOO instant new bestie 100/10

"I'm not intersex but I have [condition commonly accepted as intersex] so I relate." - babe. Guess what. 9/10

"Is that a trans thing" - Not really but it is related. I don't mind explaining how we're similar but different. 5/10

"My fursona is intersex :)" - if this is coming from a perisex person, they probably mean their fursona has a penis and a vagina 3/10 - if it's coming from an intersex person 10/10

"Oh.. I'm so sorry.. :(" - for what. It's not a fucking disease 1/10

"Omg so you're like a futa irl that is so hot" - watch less porn -100/10

(Not a comprehensive list!)

(I edited the post to add some I forgot!)

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IM TIRED OF SEEING FLESH HAT BOY

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“why does anyone commit acts others deem unspeakable?”

“for love.”

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Gillion Tidestrider Week Day 2

They are judging you.

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Be not afraid!

So a week ago, I sprained my ankle and couldn't walk for 3 days. I'm used to hiking at least an hour a day with my huskies so not being able to walk at all was driving me crazy. And in my jittery sedimentary state, I kept getting visions of this blursed being: a biblically accurate axolotl. There was nothing I could do but draw it. I'm all better now and able to walk again, now back to making less cursed art (maybe)

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IM TIRED OF SEEING FLESH HAT BOY

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