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Masturbation memories: A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!

It’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm room and typed up my very first sex toy review. My blog is now a teen, the same age I was when I fell in love with a girl for the first time. Should I be asking my blog about its sexuality? Honey, you know you can come to me with anything.

I could yammer on about how different everything was back in 2007, because BOY WAS IT, but there are more pressing matters here, such as getting free sex toys into your hands! I’ve gathered 50 prizes for this giveaway, and I can’t wait to bestow them upon you.

Enter to win now! (ends 10/27) 

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Here’s a Μάτι (“Evil Eye”) charm for your dash to help keep the bad energy at bay

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In 2018 we’re getting over it

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all my respect today goes to the boy who got arrested bc he smashed an egg on the australian senator who blamed the christchurch shootings on “muslim immigration to new zealand.” egg your local shitty politician today for solidarity with egg boy aka the only modern hero who matters

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shawn mendes looks like he would give a fuck about my feelings and treat me right, but like… if he didnt im into that too

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What's your sexuality

stupid

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the progression of the 5sos albums are so funny

5sos is all about a whirlwind, cute teenage romance

SGFG is all about the edgy, emotional side of contemplating life and romance

and Youngblood is about FUCKIN

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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

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might fuck around n disappear under mysterious circumstances..

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i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

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i’m just saying……. miss kacey made country better she personally kicked all of the bro country artists out and let the gays in and i am Grateful

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self-harm is (but not limited to):

• making yourself sleep deprived • making yourself cold (not wearing warm clothes in the winter, sleeping without a blanket etc) • not eating • not drinking • eating too much • not looking before crossing the street • scratching • letting your skin be dry & break easily • picking at skin • over-exercising • substance abuse • over-working yourself • making yourself go out and do things even though you’re exhausted • putting yourself in anxiety-inducing situations (even if you have a choice to stay out of them) • triggering yourself • purposefully angering someone who you know will yell at you • entering relationships you don’t want to be in/being around people you don’t want to be around • having sex when you don’t want to • setting yourself punishments • not giving yourself time • not letting yourself spend time with the people you love & know will be good to you

stop assuming that self-harm is visible and easy to notice.