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Harlan =[

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Klaus: I have the decision making powers of a pigeon trapped in a library

Dave: A library? Why is the pigeon in a library?

Klaus: I saw a pigeon in a library once, it didnt make good decisions

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Really beginning to prefer Tumblr to Twitter purely on the basis that when I say something like, for example:

We should feed every frame of Disney into AI art generators

Most people on Tumblr will immediately understand that I am not suggesting it as some sort of actual, workable long-term solution to the problem of independent artists' work being stolen

I am suggesting it as a goblin curse to make the lives of both the talentless artist-disrespecting AI art scumbags and the soulless corporate parasites at Disney very difficult and miserable, and people on Tumblr immediately get that

Posted the same thing to Twitter and I almost immediately got someone dissecting the tweet as "being indicative of how left-wing creatives will try to side with corporations when the subject of copyright comes up"

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sample my wares perhaps!! perhaps some wares for you to sample? some of my wares for you?

⭐SergleShop⭐

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smth smth Klaus powers

he's the tether right? so he's just as aware of the living as the dead.

his sibling's heart pulse through the walls of the old mansion, and each partner he clings to seems to charge him with an electricity that nearly burns him.

ghost screams muddle with rhythmic thrumming of hearts that are too far away to see.

Child Klause desperately trying to silence the noise around him, trying to shush the stray cat that Allison snuck into the house, it had slipped out of her room and found its way into Klaus' room. Its heart beats heavily, blood rushing through its body so loudly that Klaus begs it to be quiet, to stop making his sore ears ring.

And when it does stop he stares at horror at his own hands, covered in fur slicked with blood.

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“dni if you ship [x]”

go. outside. outside! where the grass is! that’s where you should go

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tumblr users: hey we don't want twitter users migrating here :/

tumblr: don't worry i got you *fuckign crashes*

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Best type of character causes at least 50% of their own problems and then cries about it

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Stuff from medieval cooking you might wanna try:

Making a savory porridge with onions

Drinking almond milk

Putting some cinnamon on your poultry

Making pancakes and eating them with your hands

Eat beans and bacon

Dip bread in some milk

Put a bunch of herbs in your salad

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Aidan Gallagher doesn't have to cut his hair for s4 of the umbrella academy and we get Five with long hair. Like to charge reblog to cast.

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#HAPPY NOVEMBER 5TH

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you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

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FUCK ALL COPS FREE MY MAN THE SOMERSET GRUNTING JUMPSCARE GIMP

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just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

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Just found out that back in Rome grave markers sometimes had holes in them for people to pour drinks into so new conversation starter: What would mourners pour into your grave hole

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zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell