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Honey, I contoured the kids

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Happy 420 guys. Don’t forget to leave some milk and cookies out for Snoop Dogg

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skinny people could drink jet fuel and eat cigarettes but the moment a fat person eats a cookie u losers be like: oops better watch that weight fat bitch!

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when he says he’s a cusp

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What baby boomers dream of:

What millenials dream of:

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On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

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So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him.

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Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

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cutting sandwich down the middle= STEM degree cutting sandwich diagonal= liberal arts

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