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Nice try Bioware, but I know the state of Southern Thedas better than you do.

First off, it matters if the Hero of Ferelden is alive or not. When the First Warden recalled all wardens, our hero knew that was a bad call and refused, finally splitting off from Weisshaupt after years of mismanagement and taking scores of wardens with them. Their presence and leadership makes all the difference, rallying southern Thedas once more against the blight. If you have only an Orlesian Warden Commander in Amaranthine they’re less inspiring, but as long as you’ve done Awakening they are a boon nonetheless. There is someone to lead the fight against the darkspawn while other focus on the Venatori.

If you 100% completed Awakenings and also Soldier’s Peak, the Ferelden wardens have never been so prepared. They’re organized, they’re outfitted and they’ve been ready for this for years. Also, if you allied with the Architect then you have scores of strange research to give you an edge.

If Merrill completed her Eluvian then she moves south once again and joins the effort. She’s managed to cleanse the blight before and she’s ready to try it again. And her knowledge of the crossroads gives the south an edge on their movement and supply lines. If Hawke’s sibling is a Warden they accompanied her.

If the Inquisitor let Briala have power in any way, the Dales become the leaders in the war against the Venatori, forming a formidable alliance with Ferelden, Orzammar and the Marches, the likes of which have never been seen. And if you completed Jaws of Hakkon then their alliances with the Avvar and Chasind are stronger than ever.

Of course, if the Inquisitor kept the Wardens around after Here Lies the Abyss then their numbers are bolstered. It may cost Wiesshaupt later, but that’s Rooks problem. And if you completed the Descent, then the Inquisitor and Warden had a much better idea of what was coming and spent ten years getting ready.

They will not be broken.

They will weather this storm.

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When Veilguard comes out, please keep it in the back of your mind every single time you interact with Varric and Lucanis that their writer got laid off with little to no warning and that she is and always will be a Dragon Age legend and one of the reasons why the franchise has stayed afloat for as long as it has

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that footage of the CEO getting shot is axtually pretty sweet and the guy is a hero tbh. lets bring assassinating CEOs energy to 2025

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I fear I ate with that Bella Swan comforter skirt

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Banks in the US are actively complicit in the forced starvation of Palestinians. Palestinians have known since the Holy Land 5 that anything we do for Palestine can get us sent to jail and it's a risk we have been willing to take. But now banks even refuse to allow us to send aid to a population that has nothing. Almost every public and private sector powerhouse in the world intends to wipe out the Palestinian people and Palestine and they're more than content in lending a hand in it.

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Help my family to get out and search for what is left of life. The war is devastating. Death is approaching every person and destruction is everywhere. We hope that there is hope before it is too late.

of course, ill post the link here

https://gofund.me/f049477c

^this is a verified fundraiser, everyone reblog and donate

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“wait, the calculator company makes bombs now?”

No, the bomb company made so many bomb microchips they were able to flood the calculator market and then drive prices up because they have a monopoly.

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Take a peek at the concept art of your companions, which you'll find in The Art of #DragonAge: The Veilguard. We've redacted the text to avoid spoilers 🤫

Preorder the Standard or Deluxe Edition via Dark Horse Comics. Or get the BioWare Gear Store Variant.

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Proof you can find someone better: my ex used to claim they liked "a lot of music" but when asked their favorite band/genre whatEVER they had no answers. My current partner and I have a tastefully chosen pound-town playlist that I listen to on the way to work.

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Hello

Im Fatma from northern Gaza, mother of five children, the oldest being 12 years old. I am living in very difficult conditions due to the war and struggling to provide basic necessities😔. I have been displaced with my children 17 times in search of a safe place🥺... there is no safe place. We suffer from a lack of water, food, medicine, and milk for my little girl, whom I had to wean due to the unavailability of milk 😔 because of the war of starvation we have been enduring for the past 10 months. I need your support so we can survive, even a little support helps my family a lot🙏.

Fatma has reached out to me, and I'd be incredibly shitty not to use my platform for something as important as this. If at all possible, please help Fatma and her family. It doesn’t have to be a donation. A reblog or a like still counts as doing your part. You can also do your own form of activism by boycotting companies that aid and support the pain and suffering of people like Fatma and her family. I myself have dropped companies like McDonald's, Pizza Hut, and Starbucks—of which I was an avid consumer in October of last year. I've looked into it, and her story has been verified and vetted. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 🍉🍉🍉

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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Illustration: Kathy Lam

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One time I was platonically gifted a liquid cat heart specimen from a physiology lab and it is now slowly losing fluid over time. Because it is in a mason jar. I fear the day I have to open the lid.

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How does this

TURN INTO THIS

SAURON BETTER RETURN THAT WIG AND GET A REFUND FOR THOSE HAIR FOLLICLE IMPANTS FIRST BC YOU KNOW HE'S A VAIN BITCH WHO WANTS TO STAY THE PRETTIEST

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genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

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foods that will poison cats:

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

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