tootheatergoblin

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for womens month i will be gay. after this i will still b gay. goooooo women!!!

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got flirted with by a woman in a fitted hat in a bathroom today. learm=ned the difference between a fitted hhat and a snapback 

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skinner and cigarette man’s relationship is so hot

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maybe its my love for monster but i think bloody knuckles r so hot

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login tumblr at 2AM n everyone posting they lil fetish. n it be some shit like "i love men that look like bill nye n wear scuba suit"

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BANANA~

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so many faces. yours is my favorite

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ive had the lyrics of teach me how to dougie stuck in my head for thirty minutes

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The pasty white scalp only emphasises the ridiculousness of this skullet.

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Polishing the egghead.

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mulder actin fruity as hell over here. might have to enter his photo into the gay jail google doc

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damn mfs really goin hard on that she/her shit lately... guys jus chill im not a girl im chillin

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im desperately hoping theyll just put mewtwo and mew in pokemon scarlet and violet like ive waited so long cmon guys -> OKAY FUCK I JUST FIGURED OUT LIKE THREE GAMES IVE BEAT BEFORE HAD MEWTWO IN THEM AN U GOT IT THROUGH EXTRA QUESTS. OH MY GOD. MAN. OH MY GOD HOW DID I SKIP ON THIS.

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lets bring back mourning jewelry where u just put hair in resin n wear it around. also holy fuck THREE POKEMON GAMES IN ONE YEAR OH MY GOD OH MY GOD nelly if u were a character from pokemon (from original pokemon show series) u would be wobbuffet or meowth @ihaterealestateagents

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why r mfs talking to me about comeback lines we r big kids now why would we say comeback lines we literally just steal mfs bbike chains n make em sick chokers

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dont ever get over me cuz i know u could get someone better than me. shes outta my league shes got the prettiest eyeteeth.