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I made a very thorough which marauders era character are you uquiz :) I wanted one that was entirely personality-based and not just aesthetic so here we are

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everyone should have a balanced diet of both good music and music that fucking sucks. it's healthy. get over it.

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what were bat/bar mitzvahs even like before black eyed peas released "i gotta feeling." undoubtedly tragic affairs. i'm in tears imagining this actually

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maybe i was right when i said that my life only started last year. the city just came and planted a tree right outside my bedroom window i can see it from where i'm sitting. i can't stop feeling like i was asleep or otherwise dead for 26 years and i've only just now come into consciousness. this coffee tastes like i could still have a beautiful life

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Imagine Wade gets a shirt made that says, "Wolverine's Controversially Young Girlfriend".

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I know this is the Anti Small Talk Website but small talk is one of the most effective social glues out there for getting to know people and forming friendships with them.

When I was just starting out at a job right after college I had a coworker who I thought was the nicest person alive and after a few weeks I realized this was just because she consistently asked other people things like, "How ya doing? Whatcha having for lunch? Got any weekend plans? Seen any good movies lately?" instead of politely ignoring everyone around her.

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Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

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Sirius being convinced that Remus is the traitor during the war but not saying anything because he still loves him is actually the most heartbreaking thing ever.

Like Sirius still loved him and still remained loyal to him even when he didn't trust him, even when he thought he was plotting behind his back with the dark wizard who wanted their friends dead.

And it could be the biggest love gesture ever because Sirius' love is so big and fierce and all-encompassing that it doesn't even need trust to exist.

But to Remus it is actually the worst betrayal ever because he trusted Sirius with everything he had, he loved him so much he couldn't begin to imagine not to trust him. So if Sirius doesn't trust him, he mustn't love him.

Because to Sirius love is stronger than trust, but to Remus trust is love.

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It feels like I'm cheating 😭

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the extent that i would be at emo night at sneaky dees every single weekend is crazy. you would think i was canadian.

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idk what the male version of uhaul lesbians is but deadpool and wolverine went on one three day date after which wade asked logan to move in w him n his 70 yo blind coke fiend roommate (unsurprising) & logan said yes

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jigsaw couldn’t run total drama for shit but if Chris McLean got a hold of the saw traps I don’t think anyone would be alive in the franchise

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

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literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front