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if tumblr has a million active users, i am one of them.

if tumblr has ten active users, i am one of them

if tumblr has zero active users i am dead

if the world is against tumblr i am also against tumblr but you can bet ill still be here

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Shark Culling Laws Poster

Designed by Matteo Musci

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If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding

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A problem w being on tumblr is I'm completely desensitised to the urls you get on here. I'll send someone a link to a completely innocuous post I think they'll like & not until they're like 'what the fuck is this' do I notice that I've linked them to shreksbiggreencockandballs dot Tumblr dot com or smth. :/

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purchased a sans undertale plush for my classroom and i’ve been torturing my students by pretending i don’t know who he is

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Gas leak, girl meat, cake boss or whatever the fuck

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One day soon I'm going to log on to this app and my whole dash will be crabs and that's how I'll find out the queen died

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@aneid / sydney smith / unknown / @bakwaaas / @nutnoce / @dearestvita

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I'm fucking done, I'm going back to Facebook and Instagram. This shit doesn't happen there 😒

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I really, really had to take a shit when this photo was being taken. Seconds later I relieved myself in a small potted plant.

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hope this guy gets to have a lot of sex with the people of his choice.