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naruto characters (and one boruto character!) and posts that reminded me of them part 7

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My boyfriend and my boyfriend's boyfriend

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yayyy naruto 🎉

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Chapter 5 of Chasing Shadows by @oh-no-its-bird

Super awesome stuff. Love this chapter, bossy baby. While drawing it I got a bit sad, bc haha silly but then you remember the repercussions the “shinobi show no feelings” mentality had on Kakashi and suddenly things aren’t so funny anymore.

Bonus:

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★ 【豆腐チゲ】 「 NARUTO 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

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GAI WEEK START!!

i wanna hear the baby gai's yap sessions after school so bad

Day 1: Bandage/Curry

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tall claims court

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rock-paper-scissors-gun but w ninja magic

bonus: it turned into a sparring challenge

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Kind of awesome being raised under a rock because I hear about a movie and go yeah I’ll check that out. Never heard of it before. Watch it. Get my DICK blown off. And then am like. Wow…… has anyone else heard about this critically acclaimed film with a 96% on rotten tomatoes that great filmmakers cite an inspiration for THEIR critically acclaimed films……..

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Rating responses I get to telling someone that I am intersex

(Inspired by this post about polyamory!)

"So you are nonbinary?" - Not really. Not an annoying question on its own but people will run with this misconception unless you correct them 5/10

"Omg.. is that like this super rare medical condition I heard about [describes intersex variation they saw on a medical drama]" - i don't mind this question too much because it's a good segway to talk about intersex rep in media. Loses points because it usually involves me being reminded of Dr. House. 6/10

"I never knew that could happen" good honest response, comes from a place of innocent ignorance. (But also reminds me of systematic intersex erasure) 7/10

"So you're a hermaphrodite?" - yeah I guess. But that's a slur so don't say it. People usually just didn't know. 5/10

"Huh I think that's fascinating" - what am I a colorful slime mold 5/10

"You do you!! Love is love!!!!" - thanks? I'm not really doing anything. Do you understand what that word means? Kinda funny but also exhausting 6/10

"You can do whatever you want with your body just keep kids out of it." - rightwinger transphobia brain slop alert. Also the added irony of saying this to an intersex person 2/10

"So uh.." (lip bite) "what's your downstairs situation" - so the bulge in my pants is actually a big knife. Sometimes chasers can be funny but mostly 4/10

"I thought the correct term was DSD" - reminds me of TERFs, doctor visits, and eugenics 1/10

"I wish I was a intersex. I want to transition to be a hermaphrodite." - AUGGHH.. so much shit wrong with this and I feel obligated to explain and then the person gets defensive and thinks I'm attacking their transness and not the intersexism 1/10

"So that's why you look like that" - yes that is indeed why I look like that 6/10

"I thought that was made up / mythology / only in fantasy" - yeah I'm kind of like a cartoon character so I guess it checks out 6/10

"Oh cool, I've never met someone who was openly intersex :-)" - good response! Good acknowledging of non-open/unknowing intersex people! 10/10

"Holy shit no way me too???" - WOOOO instant new bestie 100/10

"I'm not intersex but I have [condition commonly accepted as intersex] so I relate." - babe. Guess what. 9/10

"Is that a trans thing" - Not really but it is related. I don't mind explaining how we're similar but different. 5/10

"My fursona is intersex :)" - if this is coming from a perisex person, they probably mean their fursona has a penis and a vagina 3/10 - if it's coming from an intersex person 10/10

"Oh.. I'm so sorry.. :(" - for what. It's not a fucking disease 1/10

"Omg so you're like a futa irl that is so hot" - watch less porn -100/10

(Not a comprehensive list!)

(I edited the post to add some I forgot!)

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They killed jimmy carter to hide the secret of the elves

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winter cbeeduo :) bc WHY NOT!!!

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love the guy

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this scene was so cool

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god i have so mach