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you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”

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Thinking abt when people kept posting about Breaking Bad being about "the failures of the American healthcare system" or w/e even tho that's blatantly untrue and isn't a theme carried by the show past like, episode three. I genuinely think "American healthcare bad" is just far easier for people to parrot than to realize that their favorite critically acclaimed prestige television show is primarily about gender and masculinity and fatherhood (and the failings of those things)

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Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

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shrek 5's teaser animation isnt bad you're just nostalgic for movies made in 2001

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even at my lois i meg it happen

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Power Mac G4 (1999-2004)

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you could go back but there is nothing and no one waiting for you there. LOL

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lesbian anglerfish must be doing cronenberg shit to eachother in the ocean #yuri

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weird bug in charge of the night time -> feared slug discharges the right slime

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George bush truisms

I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT THE PAST IS OVER

RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED, IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?

OUR ENEMIES NEVER STOP THINKING OF NEW WAYS TO HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PEOPLE, AND NEITHER DO WE

YOU TEACH A CHILD TO LEARN, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST

A HUMAN BEING AND A FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON…SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME… YOU CANT GET FOOLED AGAIN.

DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE ME

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please my friends are doing psychedelics and for whatever reason one of them asked me if I have anything to read and I checked my bag and all I have us Dante’s Inferno

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I think my favorite part about Young Stroker The Body Snatcher is that he's not even tbe uber driver. The uber driver is someone else, you're in the car already safely. But he's gonna make a quick stop. You look down at your phone and see theyre just gonna release young stroker the body snatcher into this car with you soon

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Me when I smush my face into the wall

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This artist was running shit back in the day she needs to be held in the same regard as like banksy as a 2010s icon of cultural imagery